Every now and then something comes along and I just don’t understand the popularity and appeal it has to others. Mixed Martial Arts is one of those stumbling blocks.
It’s much more violent than boxing and it’s what I imagine prison rape might resemble. For someone who has never see seen MMA I would suggest take boxing, add some wrestling, and top it off with that volleyball scene from the movie “Top Gun.” THAT is MMA!
In order to get an opponent to “tap out” it seems you must “tea-bag” him until he is nearly asphyxiated. I’d want out of the match as well if I was choking on a scrotum that resembled a five-pound sack of Vidalia onions. “Sack out ref!!! Sack out!!!”
Crazy tattoos, lots of blood, lots of violence, lots of yelling, lots of finger-pointing, lots of overcompensation happening here if you ask me. I say lose the double earrings, put on a t-shirt that actually FITS, grab your opponent and spend the day antiquing. You know ya want to! 🙂