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You like to hear stories about Danny in high school?  Danny is joined by Karl, one of his best friends, that shares a story of how Danny stole his Mom’s car when he was fifteen to help him out. 🤣🤣🤣 Porn stars with love advice????  Fake news made this guy a star and now he’s stuck in jail. 👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️ Corona Virus fears gets a bank to shut down in Michigan.  Do you really have to ask permission to recline your seat on an airplane? ⚡⚡⚡ That and MUCH more!!!  Join the movement that is DANNYLAND!!!! 🔥🔥🔥

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It’s a new week and a new podcast.  Danny has a lot of people on his target list.  Joy Behar has lost her mind. 🤪🤪🤪 You’ll hear from Hunter Biden.  Why are they shooting a porn movie in a gas station? The Trump/Pelosi feud gets deeper. 🥊🥊🥊 You’ll hear from Browns quarterback Baker Mayfield and much more. 🦾🦾🦾

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Danny talks Scott Weiland, his struggles with mental illness, rips into Teen Beauty Pageants, thoughts on the new Kanye baby……and more u won’t hear on pathetic commercial radio.

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Hookers, blow, fake viagra and $75K in cash.  Jenny McCarthy mad at the big changes at Playboy Magazine.  Two “A” stars you would never think would skinny-dip together did.  Democratic Presidential candidate Jim Webb is still crying about the debate and Danny drills him again.  Last Podcast of the week with a new show open that has removed all the profanity.  What has happened to Danny?  Just click and listen.

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A shooting of a TV crew in Alabama and the White House wants to blame the fact that there is a need for gun control?  Josh Duggar bangs a porn star and she says she was “terrified.”  An unknown black mother puts the movement of #BlackLivesMater in perspective better than anyone else has.   Dannyland takes them all on.

Over the weekend I read a story about the New York Mets allegedly having a porn room inside their clubhouse at old Shea Stadium.  I’m a fairly twisted guy but I have a hard time understanding the appeal of a “porn room.”  I can honestly say I don’t own a porn magazine, DVD, crazy lotion or silly rubber toy.  I live alone.  I know my luck.  I don’t need my mother stopping over and finding me dead on the couch, wearing a satin turban, holding a rubber rattle, a tube of Super Slide stuck to the dog, holding a copy of “Tight Sweater” magazine while the DVD menu for “Rambo–Ohh-Ohh” is frozen on the big screen.  My mother has suffered enough.  She doesn’t need that vision carved into her soul as she awaits her meeting with St. Peter. 

A “porn room?”  Really??  I can never imagine saying to one of my friends “Wow!  Two great games back to back.  What do ya say we order a pizza and you pick out a porno for us to watch.”  There is something really creepy about more than one guy watching porn.  It falls into the category of a guy going to a tattoo parlor and getting a tramp stamp.  You COULD do it but why WOULD you?

Imagine saying this to your wife guys, “Hey Honey.  I’m gonna take that treadmill out of the back room and drop it off at Goodwill.  I figure that’s a perfect place for our porn room.”  Cancel that trip to Home Depot there Bob Villa.  You know she’ll surround you like a cluster from Bob’s Barricades.  You’ll be in trouble for even MENTIONING something as a porn room.  Suddenly your trip to Home Depot went from getting some sheets of dry wall and a flat screen mounting bracket to thirty bags of mulch, several flats of flowers and a sun-dial.

It’s hard enough for me to explain baseball to some females.  A porn-room seriously reduces the sports credibility.   So I  ask baseball to focus on the basics.  Go back to spitting and grabbing yourselves.