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Danny talks Scott Weiland, his struggles with mental illness, rips into Teen Beauty Pageants, thoughts on the new Kanye baby……and more u won’t hear on pathetic commercial radio.

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Hookers, blow, fake viagra and $75K in cash.  Jenny McCarthy mad at the big changes at Playboy Magazine.  Two “A” stars you would never think would skinny-dip together did.  Democratic Presidential candidate Jim Webb is still crying about the debate and Danny drills him again.  Last Podcast of the week with a new show open that has removed all the profanity.  What has happened to Danny?  Just click and listen.

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A shooting of a TV crew in Alabama and the White House wants to blame the fact that there is a need for gun control?  Josh Duggar bangs a porn star and she says she was “terrified.”  An unknown black mother puts the movement of #BlackLivesMater in perspective better than anyone else has.   Dannyland takes them all on.

Over the weekend I read a story about the New York Mets allegedly having a porn room inside their clubhouse at old Shea Stadium.  I’m a fairly twisted guy but I have a hard time understanding the appeal of a “porn room.”  I can honestly say I don’t own a porn magazine, DVD, crazy lotion or silly rubber toy.  I live alone.  I know my luck.  I don’t need my mother stopping over and finding me dead on the couch, wearing a satin turban, holding a rubber rattle, a tube of Super Slide stuck to the dog, holding a copy of “Tight Sweater” magazine while the DVD menu for “Rambo–Ohh-Ohh” is frozen on the big screen.  My mother has suffered enough.  She doesn’t need that vision carved into her soul as she awaits her meeting with St. Peter. 

A “porn room?”  Really??  I can never imagine saying to one of my friends “Wow!  Two great games back to back.  What do ya say we order a pizza and you pick out a porno for us to watch.”  There is something really creepy about more than one guy watching porn.  It falls into the category of a guy going to a tattoo parlor and getting a tramp stamp.  You COULD do it but why WOULD you?

Imagine saying this to your wife guys, “Hey Honey.  I’m gonna take that treadmill out of the back room and drop it off at Goodwill.  I figure that’s a perfect place for our porn room.”  Cancel that trip to Home Depot there Bob Villa.  You know she’ll surround you like a cluster from Bob’s Barricades.  You’ll be in trouble for even MENTIONING something as a porn room.  Suddenly your trip to Home Depot went from getting some sheets of dry wall and a flat screen mounting bracket to thirty bags of mulch, several flats of flowers and a sun-dial.

It’s hard enough for me to explain baseball to some females.  A porn-room seriously reduces the sports credibility.   So I  ask baseball to focus on the basics.  Go back to spitting and grabbing yourselves.

 

It’s been twenty-four hours since the Casey Anthony verdict.  I’ve watched Nancy Grace’s head spin around like a top.  I’ve heard the comparisons to OJ (that’s insane….OJ killed TWO people).  I’ve watched the TV talking heads ask “What about Kaylee?” and then go on to talk for the next hour about what CASEY will do.  This has been a filibuster of morons and hypocrites.

Casey Anthony is going to be a millionaire many times over.  The networks will fight for the first interview.  There will be a movie.  There will be a book.  There could be a career in porn.  Could she be the next “Bachelorette?”  Imagine if they put her on “Dancing With The Stars.”  Yes, Casey Anthony is gonna be a millionaire and its our fault.  We created this monster.

Imagine if when she gets out of jail later this week nobody cared.  No press.  No helicopters flying over head. No breaking news.  Ya know what that would mean?  NO PAY DAY!

Well that’s not gonna happen.  It’s gonna be a show.  Press everywhere.  Satellite TV trucks lined up for miles.  I’ll even bet that Gloria Allred walks her to the limo.  Wanna blame the jury? What for?  What did you really expect from twelve people not smart enough to get out of jury duty?

Life has become “The Truman Show.”  Until we all decide to look the other way and watch something else, it will only happen again.