Times are very strange right now. Go in the basement. Wear a mask. Bars not open. Bars open. Fifty-percent on restaurants…you know what I mean. I’m trying to move my mother from West Palm Beach to Cleveland to be with family. The Chinese Virus has caused delays. Mother has some health issues. My Mother is my rock….she’s my very best friend…I am lost without her and not ashamed to admit it. Mom is all alone….going through the Chinese Virus lockdown and health issues all by herself. As I write this mother is waiting for the results of a biopsy she had on Friday. This battle has been going on for awhile. The results of a bad x-ray were not expected.
My mother has never played the victim. She has never blinked an eye or shed a tear. Her only concern has been for the health of me..her only child. It’s the the ultimate sacrifice of unselfishness. Do not judge courage by appearance or stature. I’m 6’2 and 265 pounds and my mother is bent over at 4’11 but stands much taller than me in soul and character. If you believe in the next level, which I do, concentrate on the soul. You can go to the gym to work out your body yet the soul is eternal and needs the same attention. Make every day and moment count.
In these times of conflict and disagreement I am confident we can all agree on one thing: We’ve never seen a shit show like this in our entire lives. I remember when I was in college and I was a “rebel” and anyone over the age of thirty was disconnected with reality. The truth is I was young, immature, uneducated, drank shitty beer, had a 32 inch waist and a full head of hair. What I didn’t have was a man friend that had to wear a bra and put electrical tape over his freaking nipples. You are not “expressing yourself.” You are an attention whore that wants people to stare at you while wondering “Are those really tits???”
This is ANTIFA. They are bad people that don’t bathe, refuse to work and enjoy the smell of urine. Everyone has the right to peacefully assemble. The key word here is “peacefully.” It’s not a peaceful situation when you are walking down the middle of the road with your other friends that smell like urine and you’re shooting fireworks at cars. Cars go down the street. They have for years. If you do not desire to be struck by the aforementioned vehicles then I would suggest moving your man friends in brassieres to the sidewalk. Make sure not to step on any dirty syringes that your social terrorist brothers and sisters may have dropped when launching a brick into a Saks and then taking a Gucci bag while screaming something about oppression.
Let me continue this honesty parade by addressing ANTIFA/BLM: you are NOT victims. You are criminals and an embarrassment to your family. There’s a reason why you are 25 and still not sitting with the grown ups on Thanksgiving. Here’s some advice from DANNYLAND: Put down the clove cigarette and the green hair dye and pick up a job application. Teenagers ride skateboards. Adults drive cars. Why not try being home before the sun goes down? That’s what people do that don’t like tear gas. You sleep on a freaking mattress….you don’t set it on fire and kick it down a street while trying to balance your backpack.
I could go on but Hillary Clinton just showed up wearing latex gloves and wanting to go for a “quiet walk in the park.” I’ll be putting electrical tape on my nipples and looking for my will.
Every night when I go to bed I tell myself that “tomorrow will be different.” I wake up, turn on the news and see that another building in another city is on fire and it’s chaos in the streets. I’m not a huge fan of the police. They are underpaid and lack sufficient training not to mention they have no idea on how to handle anyone with a mental illness but they don’t deserve to be attacked by a bunch of criminals. I understand being upset with law enforcement but you just can’t go around committing crimes because things didn’t go your way. It’s not all about YOU!
For some reason this blatant criminal activity has been allowed to happen. This only encourages the barbaric behavior to continue. The police need help. They need to make a statement. They need to regain the streets. They need the National Guard. The problem is the National Guard has to be activated by the Governor of that particular state and what is happening is Democratic Governors will not make that call. In other words, they would rather sacrifice the safety and lives of the citizens that elected them for their own partisan beliefs. That’s just pure evil.
Sports teams are not playing because they are appalled at the shooting of Jacob Blake, a black man from Kenosha, Wisconsin by police this weekend. I don’t have a problem if you want to change the world but that’s not your mission. You are supposed to run fast, jump high and sweat a lot. You don’t like making millions of dollars? Fine….just quit the team, move to Tibet and stand on your head with a freaking llama. Let me know when Angelina Jolie shows up to adopt another half dozen kids.
Americans are now shooting Americans. The country is imploding from within. Let me offer you some advice to stay alive. If you don’t want to get shot….stay away from people that are throwing rocks, burning buildings and breaking into stores. If for some reason a police officer tells you to “stop” don’t keep trying to get away especially if there are three active warrants for your arrest. It’s also a bad idea to grab an officer’s taser before ya run away. Before ya know it shots will be fired and the local Wendy’s will be on fire.
Our cities are under attack. Black Lives Matter is a social terrorist group with it’s roots deep in the fermentation of evil. A statement needs to be made but it’s not up to us to go downtown wearing camo pants and playing Rambo. The enemy has nothing to lose. You have a job, income, friends, a family and most importantly….you don’t rely on a skateboard for transportation and you don’t smell like urine. If they happen to walk up your driveway…that’s a different story. I’d let ’em have it, pressure clean the driveway and then call the medical examiner. Be safe out there!!
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If you have a good relationship with your HOA then you never speak to them and they never speak to you. Imagine a world in which you pay $357.82 a month to have no communication. That’s my world and sadly I have to communicate with my HOA about once a week. The person in control of my HOA has the name of Mary. Mary is an idiot.
I like to be left alone. I don’t need my phone ringing or anyone knocking on my door with a covered dish. If I want to make friends I’ll go to the bar. Don’t bother me on my time when I’m not bothering anyone. Mary bothers me. Mary is a pain in my ass.
It started the past spring when Mary sent me a letter saying my deck needed to be painted. Keep in mind I had just moved into my new place the previous fall. I take pride in where I live and always wish to increase the value in my property. The deck was on my list but, quite frankly, wasn’t a priority. I hired a painter to fix the problem and he wasn’t cheap. He cost me about $1600. Because of the rain he didn’t get to my project until the end of June. This illustrated how stupid and vindictive Mary is. She kept hounding me with calls wanting to know when I was going to have my deck fixed. I tried to explain to this ass hat that I can’t control the weather and I may have to build a fucking ark and gather up animals by the pair. This retard still wasn’t able to put together a sentence that is worth repeating.
Let’s fast forward to last week. The garbage guys toss my can and break it. I call the number on the can to get a new one. Number is disconnected. I say “SHIT!!!!” I gotta call Mary. Did I mention she’s an idiot? I know this won’t go well. I was right. I asked for the number of the garbage company and she wouldn’t give it to me. She said she would fix the problem. On Tuesday a neighbor showed up at my house. He looked like the present day Rob Reiner. He said he was sent to my house by Mary. He had a garbage can. How nice right? The problem was this can was about the size of something you’d have under your kitchen sink. Thanks Meathead….are you trying to help or are you just a prop in this fucking goat show? Can Mary be that stupid? Sadly, I believe she is.
I call up Mary and congratulate her on being an idiot and tell her that I’m gonna buy a 64 gallon can at Home Depot and just bill her for the forty bucks. She tells me I can’t do that and if I do she will place me in collection. Really? I told this ass munch “Ya do that and I’ll sue the HOA for harassment and no one will be able to buy or sell in the association until the lawsuit is settled. Enjoy that forty bucks!!!!” I’ll let ya know how next week goes my friends. Thanks for reading and be happy you don’t have a “Mary” in your life.
I just woke up and expected to know the winner of the Iowa caucus. To no one’s surprise there is a “problem” with voter analysis. How does this happen? I would answer a question with a question by challenging you with this; why do you think this government is NOT a joke? All the hype….all the pre-promotion..,,all the attention….you would think they had all the reasons to make this a success yet they failed? What the hell is gonna happen if they are in charge of health care?
How many more signs do you need to realize that the government will not take care of you? They will only take FROM you. If this was an American business it would have been shut down years ago. It has never been more clear than now that we need to distance ourselves from this government. We need less NOT more. I’m not calling for anarchy I am calling for less government and less corruption.
There is a reason why once again we smell the scent of shit. Simply stated: when government is involved it’s always covered in shit. We all get smarter with the passage of time. It’s what some call the “circle of life.” Somehow this circle of progress does not apply to the evolution of of government. With the passage of time the government seems to have gotten worse and full of even more corruption. It’s up to us to make this nonsense end. Thanks for reading.
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