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This Chinese Virus has everyone on edge. It has separated the masses. People have picked sides Some jab and some don’t. Some double mask and some don’t. The only thing we seem to agree on is that we don’t agree. What are we so afraid of? Death? Not one of us will be able to escape death. It’s the closing of one chapter and a beginning of another. Maybe you are not prepared to die. That’s a different discussion for another time. In September 2015 I had a heart block. I was in a coma for six days and when I woke up they told me I needed a pacemaker. I was weak and had to learn how to eat again. My mother was spoon feeding me applesauce. I required physical therapy in order to be able to speak again. I needed to be moved to another hospital for the procedure and right before I was to be transported I was given Last Rites.

Funny thing about coming out of a coma is what you take for granted every day. A cup of hot coffee in the morning. Feeling the fresh air from the outside. A simple moment with a pet or family member where you say nothing but just enjoy each other’s company. None of that happens when you are in a coma. We don’t realize how blessed we truly are. I was raised Catholic and a priest came to my room to administer last rites. They weren’t confident I could get strong enough for the procedure. Mother was with me during Last Rites and oddly enough I didn’t have any fear. I was completely at peace. Perhaps it was because I was truly helpless and realized I’m not in control of my life. None of us are. I believe there will come a time when you realize this and once you do you also will experience an amazing feeling of peace and closure.

Fear is not your friend. Fear leads to paranoia and stress. Fear is destructive and sadly fear is everywhere in the world right now. Wear a mask. Stay at home. Get a vaccine. Get another vaccine. Get a booster. You see how ridiculous this is? They are using YOUR fear to promote their agenda. If you are afraid then you are weak and vulnerable and you are not paying attention. Don’t let fear distract you from what is happening in this world. Question everything and demand proof because people will and do take advantage of others. Fear is the enemy. There isn’t a vaccine or a mask to protect you from fear. Faith always conquers fear. Faith restores clarity and control. Don’t let fear influence your life or decisions. Make the changes you need to make. Thanks for reading. 🙏🙏🙏

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I watched about eighty-percent of the Kim Potter trial and was sure she would be home for Christmas. I was shocked when the jury found her guilty of manslaughter and this serves as a warning to all Patriots. It’s clear that we as citizens have to rely on defending our own freedom against the uprising of crime that is running rampant in our nation. If the Police end up in jail for doing their job then they are going to be leaving the force at a rapid pace. It’s already happening. Kim Potter made a mistake. Daunte Wright was a wanted fugitive that decided to resist arrest and flee the police. He was a career criminal and he wasn’t on a path to turn his life around. Kim Potter was a decorated officer with twenty-six years of experience. She never intended to kill Daunte Wright. She grabbed her sidearm instead of her taser. Human beings are not perfect. Apparently now we incarcerate people that make mistakes unless of course your name would be Alec Baldwin.

Criminals don’t want to change. It’s the only life they know and they are always looking for an opportunity. The “guilty” verdict in the Kim Potter trial gives them an opportunity. They see the weakness in our country. The lack of prosecuting true criminals and the “woke culture” has severely weakened law enforcement. Jurors now live in fear of having their safety and the safety of their family compromised if they do the right thing. The judicial system has been compromised out of fear. I NEVER would call the police if my safety was in jeopardy. I have taken the steps to defend my property and family and I would encourage you to do the same. Sooner than later you will pick up the phone to call the police and they won’t come. Don’t think that can happen? Did you ever think we’d be wearing face diapers for two years and telling people they need a jab or they can’t work out or get a piece of pizza?

Crime is coming to the suburbs. It’ s already started. It makes sense. People in the suburbs have nice things. Criminals see that the laws are not being enforced. Why not go to the suburbs and grab some nice stuff? What are you going to do when that happens? Pick up the phone to call a social worker? It doesn’t have to be this way but this is just what this country has become. The system is messed up. We elect our prosecutors. Why? We are the only country that does this. Many prosecutors are more concerned with making sure the voters are happy instead of doing their job. I wouldn’t wait for the government to get it right because they certainly aren’t headed in the right direction. A New Year is on the horizon but let’s be realistic. Look where we are and look where we are going. 2022 is NOT gonna be a lot of fun. Make sure you take time to prepare.

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I’m glad that I never have had children. I may die alone but I could not handle the guilt I would feel in bringing another human being into a world that is so divided and filled with anger and hate. I was raised as a Catholic. My Mother is very religious and says the rosary daily. As a kid I was bored with Church. I took the Confirmation name of “Peter” NOT because of the famous disciple of Jesus it was because of Peter Criss the drummer for KISS. I am NOT a practicing Catholic yet I am a Christian and my faith is very important to me.

No one will live on this planet forever. That’s not part of the plan. We are not the ones that are in charge. There is so much more beyond this level. I believe this is the true definition of “faith.” I did not always feel this way. People change as they get older and wiser. Twenty years ago I believed the stripper named “Sable” that was hanging upside down on a brass pole during a Motley Crue song, while pursing her red lips through her black roots, loved ME and it was just a coincidence I spent a hundred bucks on table dances, a shitty t-shirt and a bad golf hat. It cost me a lot of money and a lot of friction but like they say “Knowledge is power.”

I’m a Libertarian. Do what ya wanna do but don’t expect me to join you. I’m not a sheep. I may not understand what YOU wanna do because that is called FREE WILL. Don’t buffalo your ass on my property and preach your agenda. It’s not your business what I do. In return I am not gonna parade my beliefs into your world of delusion. NO ONE deserves that. We have forgotten that we operate under the nuance of freedom. A small man in a medical jacket convinced millions of Americans to put on a mask, run in their basement and hide from the world for a year and a half. How stupid was that? What was the benefit? Is this world REALLY one that we want to live in? The crime? The hate? The riots? The shootings? What am I missing? What’s so wonderful on this level that puts everyone in fear of catching a virus that has a minimal chance of ending your life? Turn on the news. Inform yourself. We clearly are NOT living in utopia. If life were a game of Monopoly we would be living in a cardboard box and pissing in a pickle jar on Baltic Avenue.

As I write this blog the “Fear Police” are back. Oh No! Not another variant??? What do we do?? Mask up and run back to the basement until Dr. Foochi says it’s okay to have an ice cream cone? If that’s what YOU want to do then have a good time. I will continue to live my life without fear and accept my own destiny.

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I have not posted in over a month. I am in the middle of a huge transition in my life. I turned fifty-seven at the end of May and my eighty-one year-old mother relocated from West Palm Beach after thirty-four years to move in with me for the summer until she decides on what her next move will be. I’m an only child without any kids. I have severe OCD, am a neat freak and a germaphobe and am very much set in my ways. Mother is cut from a similar mold so this is a very interesting social experiment. It will be two weeks on Wednesday that she has arrived and in fourteen days I have experienced memories that will last forever.

Mom doesn’t know ANYTHING about Willoughby, Ohio. She might as well have relocated to Yemen. I only ride Harleys so Mom has to drive her car while I navigate. Don’t assume that an eighty-one year old will slow down at a railroad crossing. I found out the hard way. Think back to the opening of “Dukes of Hazzard.” That was me in a car Mom was driving less than a half a mile from my house. My lower lip is still bleeding from the landing. If there was a video game where the goal was to drive into every chuckhole on the street then Mother would be a World Champion. I won’t even share with you the fear I experience when she is wandering through a parking lot looking for that “perfect” space.” When it takes five minutes to get to the store it should not take you TEN minutes to park the car. This is all new to me as I have been away from Mother for three years. Time changes. People change. We all must prepare to adapt.

Random Picture of Old Lady With Beer. NOT my Mom!

Mom has always been there for me. I have been the focus of her life. I traveled the country doing morning radio while she relocated to West Palm Beach in 1987 in a company move. She left everything behind. I started having health issues in 2011. I had a heart block. I flat-lined in the ER for75 seconds. I was in a coma for six days. Mother was there when I woke up. I had a pacemaker installed. I’ve had a heart Catherization. I’ve been in AFib. I’ve had an ablation. I overcame addiction. I am NOT the victim. A lot of this could have been prevented but we can only control the present. We have the ability to change. We don’t have to repeat our mistakes. I am at a very interesting point in my life. My purpose is to be there for Mother like she has always been there for me. This is HER time. What can I do to make it easier for her? She HAS to feel out of her element. She abandoned everything she knew for thirty-four years. She has to develop a new routine. It can’t be easy.

Here is the lesson I have learned; Money, stature, your job, success and possessions mean NOTHING. They do NOT define who you are. When it is our time to go to the next level no one will be saying “I wish I worked more!!” There is NO loyalty in business. It’s best to be your own boss. I pray for patience and understanding. It’s a day by day process with Mother. I have learned so much in the past two weeks about her and about myself. It’s gonna be an interesting summer. Wish me luck. I know I am gonna need it.

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I’m a Libertarian. I live my life through the Golden Rule. I do my thing and you do yours. If you start telling me how to do “my thing” we are NOT going to get along. That’s pretty much the cliff note version of my life. There has been a lot of transgender talk in the news lately and I just can’t take it any more. I really don’t care if I offend anyone because of my honesty. I don’t kiss the ring or live my life in fear. I don’t know what it is like to be transgender. If that’s what you are about then I wish ya all the luck in the world but you’re not gonna get a separate bathroom. Gender is based on human plumbing. If you have a finger shaped organ that dangles between your legs mid torso then you are a male. If you are without the aforementioned flesh pipe then you are a female. Was that difficult to understand? The whacked out left wants you to believe that this basic belief is antiquated and insensitive when nothing could be further from the truth.

Transgender High School Athlete

I don’t have any kids and I’m glad because if I did what is happening in high school athletics would get me in trouble. Female transgenders, in some states, are allowed to compete against female athletes. I’m sorry but that’s just not right and the proof is in the plumbing. Whatever plumbing you were blessed with when you entered this world is your gender. No more discussion. Everything should be black and white. When grey enters the equation everything turns into a shit storm. Libtards will attack me by saying I’m insensitive when I’m being brutally honest. Dye your hair purple. Put a dog collar on and a safety pin through your ear. Be a six foot seven inch transvestite in a flowered Muumuu. I don’t care what ya do but don’t think for one moment you get a separate bathroom. When nature calls and you need relief choose your bathroom based on the plumbing you were born with. Stop changing the rules in the middle of the game.

Transgender High School Track Stars With A Clear Advantage Over Female Athletes

Caitlyn Jenner was always Bruce Jenner to me. My father passed away in 1999 so I’m sure when we meet at the pearly gates his first question will be “What the hell happened to the guy on the Wheaties Box?” Caitlyn was criticized when she admitted transgender athletes have a clear cut physical advantage over females. She should know. She has that finger shaped organ hanging between her legs. Who would know better than her?? She was born a he. She has nothing to gain or lose by being honest. It’s time to stop worrying about hurting peoples feelings. Everyone operates from a position of fear. That’s NEVER gonna be productive. You can’t please everyone. There are too many cooks in the kitchen and too many rules. Keep it simple. Get back to the basics. We don’t need MORE rules. We need to enforce the ones we have and if I ever run into Caitlyn Jenner she better be pissing in the men’s room!

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THIS IS THE LEAST YOU CAN EXPECT WHEN YOU RESIST ARREST

How are you liking 2021 so far? Does it feel good to be “woke.” If you’re like me then you are fed up with all of this shit. A couple of days ago a sixteen year old girl that was trying to kill another teenager was shot dead by a Columbus police officer that was responding to the 911 call. The officer was white while the teenage hooligan wielding a deadly weapon was black. Once again this has become a race issue instead of a behavior issue. The mother of the deceased girl says she “wants answers” why her “peaceful child is no longer with us. What the hell is wrong with people? Have we all forgotten the lesson we learned as a baby where we put our hand on a stove and figured out the meaning of “hot?” Has this new generation of social terrorists suddenly fallen susceptible to early dementia? You are never gonna end up with the key to the city if you decide to resist arrest.

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You would think the White House would have the common sense to diffuse the situation but this administration does not want us to get along. Instead they fueled the chaos by calling the shooting “tragic.” Tragic? This girl wasn’t pulled out out of her house, tortured, beaten and shot she was trying to kill another human being and because of HER actions she will not be playing badminton at the family cookout this Memorial Day. That isn’t “tragic” but it was very much “preventable” and the officer was just doing his job. You may assume I am a staunch supporter of the men and women in blue but that is not accurate. I am a Libertarian and I avoid the police at all costs. I prefer to take care of my own business and safety. The few times I have made a call to the police it did not turn out as I had hoped. I suggest that you do everything you can to avoid being in their presence. If you do end up in a situation where you have to interact with law enforcement let me offer some pointers on how to make sure that you do not suddenly assume room temperature.

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Cops make mistakes. They are humans. Innocent people do get arrested. If you find yourself in the presence of law enforcement and they tell you to do something it’s not a debate. Know the room. You are not in a position of “strength.” This is NOT the time for you to prove a point or make a statement. Shut your mouth. The more you resist then the more the situation is gonna escalate. Escalation is not a good thing. If you say nothing you will be inconvenienced but you’ll be able to walk out to the mailbox the next morning. You hire an attorney and you will have your day in court. That’s how the process has been set up and that is how the process works. Trust me…..you don’t want to be involved in “the process.” It never seems to end and it becomes quite expensive. Don’t break the law. If you don’t want people with badges inside your personal space don’t give them a reason to confront you. How did we all become so confused? What is it that no one can seem to grasp? Let’s stop pointing the finger of blame at others. You are not the “victim” when you choose to break the law. Let’s try following the law and I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised at the outcome.

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It’s been about a week now since the Biden Administration has taken office. Anyone that knows me is aware of the fact that I don’t care for Slow Joe and am even less fond of Camel Toe. I am a Libertarian so I am used to not getting my way. I have decided to claim DANNYLAND as a sovereign nation. A sovereign nation of one!!

I should have thought about this years ago. It makes a lot of sense. I am an only child so I really don’t play well with others. I never was a fan of compromise and am used to getting my way. As a sovereign nation of one I never have to justify some of my bizarre decisions in life. I don’t own a vehicle I only ride Harleys so the Presidential motorcade during the winter months is dependent upon Uber. If I find out the Chinese has something to do with Uber I won’t hesitate to make the executive decision to switch to Lyft. I haven’t dated anyone since October 23, 2011 so we’ll probably have to outsource the Christmas Decorations. I’m confident we will have plenty of illegal aliens to hire once they storm the border later this month. “Pedro with your nose so bright…want to cross the border tonight? 😁😁😁

You probably won’t approve of the fact that I will do a lot of business with Amazon. According to my account I have ordered ninety items over the past three months. Many will say I am not doing enough to save local mom and pop stores. I’m on a fixed income. If I can order a package of heavy duty scrub sponges on a Monday and have it show up on my front porch in less than 36 hours I’m gonna do it. I paid thirteen dollars for Next Day Delivery with the USPS and three weeks later I am still looking for my delivery of gourmet pickles and wild rice. Do they know who they are messing with?? Don’t piss me off and make write a letter.

Many people are wondering if there is a need for a curfew in DANNYLAND. The answer is “no” because there is no need to enforce one. I don’t burn the wick at both ends anymore. I can’t even remember how much I forgot back in my days of excess. What’s the purpose of a curfew when I am taking melatonin at 6PM while sipping on a cup of herb tea? If I don’t have my compression socks on before World News Tonight then I know I have pushed my limit.

So enjoy the next four years. I will be in my glass house with broken windows throwing large amounts of stones at the Democrats….unless it’s after 6PM….that’s when I like to catch up on my “stories.” 🌟🌟🌟

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Happy New Year friends. I am sure that many of you have heard the end of the year obligatory phrase: 2021 HAS to get better.” I hate to burst your bubble of “positivity” because I am a realist. The riots in DC on January is just a preview of the time in the future. Sleepy Joe is asking for a “time to heal.” This is the same ass cake that called Republicans “thugs” less than a week before the election. In my weekly podcast, DANNYLAND, I make the comparison of Sleepy Joe asking for healing and unity to the guy that comes home to his wife five hours late, lipstick on the collar, smelling of stripper perfume and is surprised when she won’t give him a hummer.

With the Inauguration just hours away there is unprecedented security in Washington DC. The government is like a broken toy in the aisle of your local K-mart. They are NEVER properly prepared for ANYTHING they do yet they have activated close to thirty thousand troops from the National Guard?? Just what AREN’T they telling us? The 800 pound gorilla in the room is that 74 million Americans are still pissed off and believe the election suffered at the hands of fraud. There is no healing. There is no unity. There is no forgiveness, That is a VERY big problem.

Democrats referred to social terrorist takeovers of cities like Seattle a “Summer of Love.” Forty-Seven people were killed in summer riots fueled by Black Lives Matter and Antifa. How is anyone surprised at the ugly situation in Washington DC last week? Hello ya silly sheep…where’s the news that half the country does not like you? This isn’t a sporting event where everyone meets at mid-field after the game, holds hands and singing Kumbaya. This is real life. Democrats are riding on that Magic Carpet of illusion that embraces unification. Let me be the one to put that genie back in the bottle…..2021 is not gonna be fun.

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Christmas Eve was always special for me as a kid. Family would show up and we would have a traditional Polish “Poor Man’s Meal.” Basically it was a very dry fish (sole I believe) served with pierogis and lots of sausage and kraut. Who was I kidding. I was and only child and I just wanted everyone to eat their shitty food so we could go upstairs and open up the damn presents. Things changed forever on that cold and blustery Christmas Eve in 1985.

This was my first Christmas Eve away from home and my family. I got into radio in the summer of 1985 and that changed the way I would celebrate the holidays. More often than not I was away from family. Christmas Eve 1985 found me in Grand Rapids, Michigan. I was two hundred and eighty-five miles away from my childhood home in Strongsville, Ohio. There was a terrible snowstorm that day and I was very sick. I had a fever and was alone for the first time on Christmas Eve. I called my mother to wish her well on the dinner and celebration she was about to have.

I got my first dog when I was in second grade. She was a collie. I named her “Lady.” Lady was my companion from the second grade on. Being an only child Lady was the closest thing to a sibling I would ever have. I was on the phone with mother that Christmas Eve when I heard the doorbell ring in the background. Mom explained she had to go as company was beginning to arrive. Something was not right. Something was missing. My dog would ALWAYS bark when someone rang the door bell. I stopped my mother before she could hang up and I asked in desperation, “What the hell is going on? Why is Lady not barking???” The pause seemed endless. Mother then took a deep breath, hesitated and said “Ya know when ya left in August and said I would know when it was time……..” There was a momentary lack of reason that filled my head. Suddenly it was clear to me…..Mother had killed my dog.

To this very day Mother will deny this ever happened. That’s what parents do as they get older. They develop selective memory and like to rewrite history. That was a long time ago yet it seems like it was yesterday. When your door bell rings this Christmas Eve and I hear your dog barking I can be rest assured you have never met my Mother.

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