It’s been about a week now since the Biden Administration has taken office. Anyone that knows me is aware of the fact that I don’t care for Slow Joe and am even less fond of Camel Toe. I am a Libertarian so I am used to not getting my way. I have decided to claim DANNYLAND as a sovereign nation. A sovereign nation of one!!
I should have thought about this years ago. It makes a lot of sense. I am an only child so I really don’t play well with others. I never was a fan of compromise and am used to getting my way. As a sovereign nation of one I never have to justify some of my bizarre decisions in life. I don’t own a vehicle I only ride Harleys so the Presidential motorcade during the winter months is dependent upon Uber. If I find out the Chinese has something to do with Uber I won’t hesitate to make the executive decision to switch to Lyft. I haven’t dated anyone since October 23, 2011 so we’ll probably have to outsource the Christmas Decorations. I’m confident we will have plenty of illegal aliens to hire once they storm the border later this month. “Pedro with your nose so bright…want to cross the border tonight? 😁😁😁
You probably won’t approve of the fact that I will do a lot of business with Amazon. According to my account I have ordered ninety items over the past three months. Many will say I am not doing enough to save local mom and pop stores. I’m on a fixed income. If I can order a package of heavy duty scrub sponges on a Monday and have it show up on my front porch in less than 36 hours I’m gonna do it. I paid thirteen dollars for Next Day Delivery with the USPS and three weeks later I am still looking for my delivery of gourmet pickles and wild rice. Do they know who they are messing with?? Don’t piss me off and make write a letter.
Many people are wondering if there is a need for a curfew in DANNYLAND. The answer is “no” because there is no need to enforce one. I don’t burn the wick at both ends anymore. I can’t even remember how much I forgot back in my days of excess. What’s the purpose of a curfew when I am taking melatonin at 6PM while sipping on a cup of herb tea? If I don’t have my compression socks on before World News Tonight then I know I have pushed my limit.
So enjoy the next four years. I will be in my glass house with broken windows throwing large amounts of stones at the Democrats….unless it’s after 6PM….that’s when I like to catch up on my “stories.” 🌟🌟🌟
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I spend a lot of time on the internet. I read a lot and do a superfluous amount of research and it just doesn’t add up. Many polls have Joe Biden with a ten point lead as we approach the two week countdown to Election 2020. It doesn’t make any sense.
If you have listened to my podcast then you are well aware of the allegations against Hunter and Joe Biden. I told you about this in March of 2020. It now appears that Joe Biden used his drug addicted son to launder money from Ukraine. Is that a surprise to you? That’s just one of the reasons the swamp needs to be drained. How come the Biden camp has not refuted the existence of the laptop allegedly belonging to Hunter? I have been accused of things I did not do and I made enough noise to wake the dead.
Sleepy Joe tried to use the Chinese Plague as an excuse to hide in the basement and to stop the successful Trump rallies. Trump knows how to adapt and he started doing rallies outside at various airports. The sight of Air Force One behind the podium as he speaks to the massive amount of supporters gives me chills. Thanks for helping the Trump brand, Sleepy Joe.
Look….Trump is an acquired taste. He’s not for everyone but I go to sleep at night knowing my President will protect the United States of America and protect our Constitution. I don’t have to worry about him making backdoor deals with countries only for personal benefit. If Joe Biden does not care about his drug addicted son then why should he care about you?? He shouldn’t….he doesn’t….and he won’t!!!
Anyone can have a podcast…..this is a BROADCAST!!! ⚡⚡⚡. Danny talks about the clown show that is/was the Democratic debate on Wednesday night. 😂😂😂 Transgender problems in high school track. 😵😵😵 Crazy comments from the DANNYLAND comment line. 😜😜😜 Good news in the NASCAR world and more!!
I just woke up and expected to know the winner of the Iowa caucus. To no one’s surprise there is a “problem” with voter analysis. How does this happen? I would answer a question with a question by challenging you with this; why do you think this government is NOT a joke? All the hype….all the pre-promotion..,,all the attention….you would think they had all the reasons to make this a success yet they failed? What the hell is gonna happen if they are in charge of health care?
How many more signs do you need to realize that the government will not take care of you? They will only take FROM you. If this was an American business it would have been shut down years ago. It has never been more clear than now that we need to distance ourselves from this government. We need less NOT more. I’m not calling for anarchy I am calling for less government and less corruption.
There is a reason why once again we smell the scent of shit. Simply stated: when government is involved it’s always covered in shit. We all get smarter with the passage of time. It’s what some call the “circle of life.” Somehow this circle of progress does not apply to the evolution of of government. With the passage of time the government seems to have gotten worse and full of even more corruption. It’s up to us to make this nonsense end. Thanks for reading.
Let’s be honest. Unless something drastic happens in the next eleven months Donald Trump is gonna win re election in November 2020. He simply is NOT beatable…..at least not yet. Wanna beat him? Everything you need to know can my learned by observing Trump and his political machine.
First of all you are NOT gonna out Trump….Trump. Forget about it. He also has established himself on social media. He owns Twitter. The only question I wanna know is how many people are in charge of his Twitter account? Ya know he’s not tweeting these himself, right? So….how do ya do it?
First thing ya do is use his brand against him. Make him a bully. Everyone hates bullies. No one enjoys being bullied. Parents fear this for their kids and remember when they had their underwear pulled up the crevice of their buttocks because they played the violin in orchestra. Parents vote. Why would ya vote for a bully? Make people believe they shouldn’t confuse anger with leadership. People are stupid. People will believe what you tell them. This is the reason why companies advertise. The free will and opinions of others can be influenced by money and marketing.
Next thing ya need is the running mate. This is crucial. Gotta be a female. Even better if it’s a minority. That opens ya up to playing the race card against the “Old White Guys.” That’s the way you brand the GOP 2020. A bunch of old, rich white guys. Show up at the convention with the grumpy old men from “The Muppets.” I think this strategy has a chance.
I’m gonna vote for Trump but after reading what I wrote….I’m not sure I even like the guy. One thing I think we can all agree on is the political process has changed. It’s not really an election it’s more of a reality show. I think that’s all the motivation anyone needs to take the next eleven months to inform themselves of the issues and candidates and exercise their right to vote. Thanks for reading.
I have followed the career of Al Sharpton since the late 80’s. He’s quite the character but if you pull back the skin like an onion you’ll see the truth–he’s a fraud and not a nice person. You would think that while you are in the process of building a brand that would influence many and in return put you in a position of power you would embrace any support from black moderate Democrats. The truth is he has referred to the aforementioned as “Cocktail sip Negroes” or “Yellow niggers.” Hmmmm. Not exactly the Joe Biden man hug I was hoping for.
Sharpton made a lot of noise with the media in the 80’s. He would randomly call New York radio and TV stations with his opinion on stories that involved a person of color. He soon became familiar with many journalists in the New York area and when they would need a comment for a news story that had a racial slant….they resorted to calling Sharpton. I give him credit for being able to manipulate the media into becoming the Sea Monkeys that they are.
Let’s fast forward to today. Every Democratic nominee for President in 2020 has resorted to kissing this man’s ring in order to get an endorsement. Based on his terrible and short lived TV show it is obvious he is insecure and would never hire anyone to challenge him. In regards to his TV show he took on a project he was unable to handle. If I was on staff I would have advised him: “Perhaps you should concentrate on putting a few sentences together before putting on the Lion’s head.”
Critics of my brilliant and accurate observation of Al Sharpton will and do play the race card. They will scream “He doesn’t like black people.” I will say this again. I don’t see color. I see good and evil and as long as you have brought up color I would suggest you find a true patriot of color to rally behind. Start with Ben Carson and if you have any more doubts about the integrity of Al Sharpton I would suggest a search on Tawana Brawley.