I’m glad that I never have had children. I may die alone but I could not handle the guilt I would feel in bringing another human being into a world that is so divided and filled with anger and hate. I was raised as a Catholic. My Mother is very religious and says the rosary daily. As a kid I was bored with Church. I took the Confirmation name of “Peter” NOT because of the famous disciple of Jesus it was because of Peter Criss the drummer for KISS. I am NOT a practicing Catholic yet I am a Christian and my faith is very important to me.
No one will live on this planet forever. That’s not part of the plan. We are not the ones that are in charge. There is so much more beyond this level. I believe this is the true definition of “faith.” I did not always feel this way. People change as they get older and wiser. Twenty years ago I believed the stripper named “Sable” that was hanging upside down on a brass pole during a Motley Crue song, while pursing her red lips through her black roots, loved ME and it was just a coincidence I spent a hundred bucks on table dances, a shitty t-shirt and a bad golf hat. It cost me a lot of money and a lot of friction but like they say “Knowledge is power.”
I’m a Libertarian. Do what ya wanna do but don’t expect me to join you. I’m not a sheep. I may not understand what YOU wanna do because that is called FREE WILL. Don’t buffalo your ass on my property and preach your agenda. It’s not your business what I do. In return I am not gonna parade my beliefs into your world of delusion. NO ONE deserves that. We have forgotten that we operate under the nuance of freedom. A small man in a medical jacket convinced millions of Americans to put on a mask, run in their basement and hide from the world for a year and a half. How stupid was that? What was the benefit? Is this world REALLY one that we want to live in? The crime? The hate? The riots? The shootings? What am I missing? What’s so wonderful on this level that puts everyone in fear of catching a virus that has a minimal chance of ending your life? Turn on the news. Inform yourself. We clearly are NOT living in utopia. If life were a game of Monopoly we would be living in a cardboard box and pissing in a pickle jar on Baltic Avenue.
As I write this blog the “Fear Police” are back. Oh No! Not another variant??? What do we do?? Mask up and run back to the basement until Dr. Foochi says it’s okay to have an ice cream cone? If that’s what YOU want to do then have a good time. I will continue to live my life without fear and accept my own destiny.
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How are you liking 2021 so far? Does it feel good to be “woke.” If you’re like me then you are fed up with all of this shit. A couple of days ago a sixteen year old girl that was trying to kill another teenager was shot dead by a Columbus police officer that was responding to the 911 call. The officer was white while the teenage hooligan wielding a deadly weapon was black. Once again this has become a race issue instead of a behavior issue. The mother of the deceased girl says she “wants answers” why her “peaceful child is no longer with us. What the hell is wrong with people? Have we all forgotten the lesson we learned as a baby where we put our hand on a stove and figured out the meaning of “hot?” Has this new generation of social terrorists suddenly fallen susceptible to early dementia? You are never gonna end up with the key to the city if you decide to resist arrest.
You would think the White House would have the common sense to diffuse the situation but this administration does not want us to get along. Instead they fueled the chaos by calling the shooting “tragic.” Tragic? This girl wasn’t pulled out out of her house, tortured, beaten and shot she was trying to kill another human being and because of HER actions she will not be playing badminton at the family cookout this Memorial Day. That isn’t “tragic” but it was very much “preventable” and the officer was just doing his job. You may assume I am a staunch supporter of the men and women in blue but that is not accurate. I am a Libertarian and I avoid the police at all costs. I prefer to take care of my own business and safety. The few times I have made a call to the police it did not turn out as I had hoped. I suggest that you do everything you can to avoid being in their presence. If you do end up in a situation where you have to interact with law enforcement let me offer some pointers on how to make sure that you do not suddenly assume room temperature.
Cops make mistakes. They are humans. Innocent people do get arrested. If you find yourself in the presence of law enforcement and they tell you to do something it’s not a debate. Know the room. You are not in a position of “strength.” This is NOT the time for you to prove a point or make a statement. Shut your mouth. The more you resist then the more the situation is gonna escalate. Escalation is not a good thing. If you say nothing you will be inconvenienced but you’ll be able to walk out to the mailbox the next morning. You hire an attorney and you will have your day in court. That’s how the process has been set up and that is how the process works. Trust me…..you don’t want to be involved in “the process.” It never seems to end and it becomes quite expensive. Don’t break the law. If you don’t want people with badges inside your personal space don’t give them a reason to confront you. How did we all become so confused? What is it that no one can seem to grasp? Let’s stop pointing the finger of blame at others. You are not the “victim” when you choose to break the law. Let’s try following the law and I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised at the outcome.
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The Derek Chauvin trial will have closing arguments soon and the the case will go to the jury. It’s been almost a year since the death of George Floyd so civil unrest is expected no matter what the verdict. Social terrorist organizations like Black Lives Matter and ANTIFA will use this as an excuse to attack local businesses, the police, innocent citizens and anything that gets in their way of violence and looting. There is no redeeming value to these savages yet nothing is being done to stop their reign of terror. These are not “protests” these are violent attacks on innocent citizens and no one is taking the necessary force to squelch these uprisings. I always say “What we allow we teach.” Most of us are sick and tired of this behavior and want it to stop immediately. I have had more than enough and believe NOW is the time to draw a line in the sand and these urine bags to find out just who is in charge.
I have been to the city of New Orleans many times. I enjoy the culture, the tradition, the food and the people. We can learn a lot from the city of New Orleans on how to handle these out of control attacks and riots. At the end of every night the city of New Orléans goes down Bourbon Street with a fire engine and a hose. During the day the street accumulates various forms of trash, vomit and urine. This is pretty much the same filth you will encounter at a Black Lives Matter rally. The fire truck makes its way down the street spraying water at a high rate of velocity. Within a matter of 90 minutes all the garbage and stench is gone and Bourbon Street is ready for another day of Capitalism at it’s finest.
We all know that a powder keg is about to blow up later this week. There is NO EXCUSE for not being ready. It’s time for the tail to stop wagging the dog. Learn from our friends in New Orleans. Time to bring out the fire trucks and hoses. The moment someone throws a rock, starts a fire or breaks into a building it’s time to start the world’s largest outdoor community shower. You can’t grab a pair of Nike’s and a bottle of Hennessey when you have water coming at you 300 pound per square inch. I’ve seen the mug shots of these savages. Trust me they are well over do for a bath. I hope I am wrong about my fear and prognostication but no one has taken to the proper steps this year to prevent it from happening and I don’t think it’s gonna start now. Just remember….it doesn’t have to happen.
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I didn’t think it would happen to me but it did. I’m talking about a mental overload I have experienced over the past three months. I backed away from this blog. I shut down my podcast back in March. Social terrorist organizations like Black Lives Matter have taken over our streets when they should be thrown in jail. People hate each other based on their individual decision to get a vaccine for the Chinese Virus. Think abut that. People will not like you if you choose to express your right of FREEDOM? The media does NOT report the truth. The media wants to increase the division and hate in this country because it “looks pretty cool on TV.” The government is getting bigger and at the same time taking away more and more of your Constitutional rights. I wouldn’t be surprised if two years from now there would be twenty Supreme Court Justices and we all will be speaking Chinese. Slow Joe calls this a “time of healing.” We are NOT healing. We are burning out of control like a California wildfire and I don’t see an end to this at all.
I’m pretty active on Facebook. I enjoy keeping in touch with all my friends across the country and respectfully discussing current events. Facebook doesn’t like people that don’t drink from their Kool-Aid fountain. I was thrown in Facebook jail AGAIN yesterday. This time it’s for thirty days. I must have posted something extremely offensive and vulgar, right? It had to be something political. It probably was something about the recent shootings and riots. It was nothing like that. It was just a strange news story about two French men that injected each other’s penis with a cream that was supposed to increase girth. I’m not kidding. This HORRIBLE story can be viewed HERE. I know facebook is a private forum but they are actually CENSORING THE NEWS!!! Slow Joe said over a week ago that “No amendment is protected.” If whoever that old guy is in Washington that thinks he is running the country doesn’t have an ounce of respect for the United States Constitution then why should anyone else?
I spent my entire radio career saying exactly what was on my mind and how I felt. You can’t do that anymore. People live in fear. People don’t want to “offend” anyone. I’m gonna be fifty-seven pretty soon. I’m not playing by those rules. When I grew up I drank water out of the garden hose. I was taught to say “please”, “thank-you”, and “you’re welcome.” I obeyed my parents and if I got out of line I got hit with a wooden spoon. That doesn’t happen today so don’t expect me to go away quietly. I actually decided to restructure and relaunch my podcast later next month. No one can tell you what to say and what to believe when you have your own podcast or blog. I hope others do the same regardless of what they think and believe. This country was built upon misfits and differences of opinion. The government is trying to eliminate the differences and make us “fall in line” with their agenda. Now is NOT the time for censorship. NOW is the time to speak up and resist. Thank you for reading. Dannyland! my highly successful podcast will return soon.
I have been doing a lot of thinking lately. My mind works in a different way than most people. I was both confused and appalled at the way the stupid media covered the recent car accident involving Tiger Woods. Let me first state that Tiger Woods is an incredible golfer. He has totally changed the way people play and watch the sport. Let me also state what needs to be said that I have yet to hear mentioned: Tiger Woods is a shitty driver and a very selfish person. Don’t act shocked by me telling you the truth. Stop being a sheep and listening to what the irresponsible media wants you to believe and consume. I feel bad that he was in a car accident but he’s not really a victim. He was actually putting himself above mankind by breaking the law, driving recklessly and endangering the lives of others. Why on earth would you be dumb enough to stop and kiss the ring?
I’ll be honest….I will NEVER be the golfer that Tiger Woods has been. I also will never be the shitty driver that Tiger Woods is. Dude can hit a golf ball around a bunch of trees yet he can’t keep a damn SUV on the road. Why does Tiger have to be in a hurry? Why does he ever have to worry about being late? He’s Tiger Woods…people will wait and he knows that yet it still isn’t good enough. This guy is such a narcissist that he doesn’t care about the law or anyone else’s safety. What a great role model. What a responsible father. What an asshole!! What if he hit another car and killed someone? Would everyone be “tweeting” and wishing him a speedy recovery? Sadly this world is so messed up right now that would not surprise me.
Be careful what the media tells you. They are in the business of making money and sometimes what makes ya “feel good” is not really the truth. Tiger is not the victim. He put himself in this situation. Cheer for the athlete when he is playing his sport but I would pull over to the side of the road if I ever saw him on the highway.
It’s been about a week now since the Biden Administration has taken office. Anyone that knows me is aware of the fact that I don’t care for Slow Joe and am even less fond of Camel Toe. I am a Libertarian so I am used to not getting my way. I have decided to claim DANNYLAND as a sovereign nation. A sovereign nation of one!!
I should have thought about this years ago. It makes a lot of sense. I am an only child so I really don’t play well with others. I never was a fan of compromise and am used to getting my way. As a sovereign nation of one I never have to justify some of my bizarre decisions in life. I don’t own a vehicle I only ride Harleys so the Presidential motorcade during the winter months is dependent upon Uber. If I find out the Chinese has something to do with Uber I won’t hesitate to make the executive decision to switch to Lyft. I haven’t dated anyone since October 23, 2011 so we’ll probably have to outsource the Christmas Decorations. I’m confident we will have plenty of illegal aliens to hire once they storm the border later this month. “Pedro with your nose so bright…want to cross the border tonight? 😁😁😁
You probably won’t approve of the fact that I will do a lot of business with Amazon. According to my account I have ordered ninety items over the past three months. Many will say I am not doing enough to save local mom and pop stores. I’m on a fixed income. If I can order a package of heavy duty scrub sponges on a Monday and have it show up on my front porch in less than 36 hours I’m gonna do it. I paid thirteen dollars for Next Day Delivery with the USPS and three weeks later I am still looking for my delivery of gourmet pickles and wild rice. Do they know who they are messing with?? Don’t piss me off and make write a letter.
Many people are wondering if there is a need for a curfew in DANNYLAND. The answer is “no” because there is no need to enforce one. I don’t burn the wick at both ends anymore. I can’t even remember how much I forgot back in my days of excess. What’s the purpose of a curfew when I am taking melatonin at 6PM while sipping on a cup of herb tea? If I don’t have my compression socks on before World News Tonight then I know I have pushed my limit.
So enjoy the next four years. I will be in my glass house with broken windows throwing large amounts of stones at the Democrats….unless it’s after 6PM….that’s when I like to catch up on my “stories.” 🌟🌟🌟
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Happy New Year friends. I am sure that many of you have heard the end of the year obligatory phrase: 2021 HAS to get better.” I hate to burst your bubble of “positivity” because I am a realist. The riots in DC on January is just a preview of the time in the future. Sleepy Joe is asking for a “time to heal.” This is the same ass cake that called Republicans “thugs” less than a week before the election. In my weekly podcast, DANNYLAND, I make the comparison of Sleepy Joe asking for healing and unity to the guy that comes home to his wife five hours late, lipstick on the collar, smelling of stripper perfume and is surprised when she won’t give him a hummer.
With the Inauguration just hours away there is unprecedented security in Washington DC. The government is like a broken toy in the aisle of your local K-mart. They are NEVER properly prepared for ANYTHING they do yet they have activated close to thirty thousand troops from the National Guard?? Just what AREN’T they telling us? The 800 pound gorilla in the room is that 74 million Americans are still pissed off and believe the election suffered at the hands of fraud. There is no healing. There is no unity. There is no forgiveness, That is a VERY big problem.
Democrats referred to social terrorist takeovers of cities like Seattle a “Summer of Love.” Forty-Seven people were killed in summer riots fueled by Black Lives Matter and Antifa. How is anyone surprised at the ugly situation in Washington DC last week? Hello ya silly sheep…where’s the news that half the country does not like you? This isn’t a sporting event where everyone meets at mid-field after the game, holds hands and singing Kumbaya. This is real life. Democrats are riding on that Magic Carpet of illusion that embraces unification. Let me be the one to put that genie back in the bottle…..2021 is not gonna be fun.
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Years ago, when I was still doing morning radio, I made the observation that where you sat on the bus when you are going to school is pretty indicative of where you will go in life. There’s a lot of pressure going through the mind of a child when they get on the bus and stake out their territory. It’s not as bad if you are towards the beginning of the route because you can play it safe and sit in the middle but if you are towards the end of the route you don’t have as many options. Lord help the child that is forced to walk towards the back of the bus. This is where pure evil reigns.
Everyone knows that if you want to have a cigarette or your nose broken then you venture towards the back of the bus. Nothing good happens at the back of the bus. This is the Compton of school transportation. If this was real life the only way to insure personal safety is to obtain your concealed carry permit. These beasts in the back of the bus smoke their parents Lucky Strikes and run with scissors. They fear nothing. Your existence is nothing but a punching bag to those that reside in the back of the bus. Twenty years later these children will be bouncers at nightclubs and strippers that hang upside down on a brass pole. The criminals of tomorrow reside in the back of school buses today.
Let’s address the front of the bus. This is the destination for future Conservatives. It also is a great location for those in marching band or the orchestra. If you took your violin home to practice Handel’s Messiah the last thing you want to do is take that instrument towards the back of the bus. The nineteen year old eighth grade burnout in the back seat will whittle that thing down into a water bong before ya blink. The front of the bus is also a great place to sit if you are not able to climb the rope in gym class but that’s another story for a different day.
So what happens if you are the parents of a kid that looks like the picture above? I have to be honest with you: Putting this child on a bus is putting his personal safety at risk. Even the kid with the bad skin and viola case wants to kick his ass. You love your child, You want them to be safe. You must to the right thing as a parent and DRIVE them to school. They may get a wedgie or two in the school bathroom from the nineteen year old eighth grader but they will graduate college in three years. These are the future CEO’s and Wall Street Brokers. Today’s nerd is tomorrow’s millionaire. He gets the last laugh when he shows up at the class reunion driving a Lamborghini and a Instagram model on his arm. 2020 has been a taxing and trying year. The future is filled with questions and doubt. In 2021 do the right thing for your child. Do the right thing for the future of America. Drive your kid to school!!
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I grew up in Strongsville, Ohio. At the end of my street, about four hundred feet from my driveway, there was a Sohio gas station. In 1977 I started to hang out there. Times at the gas station were much different back then. You would pull up to the pump, a bell rings inside and the “gas station guy” would come out and fill up your tank. When no one was wanting gas the “gas station guy” would work on a car that was in need of service in the garage. I was thirteen. I thought this type of atmosphere was great. I soon discovered the evils that permeated the gas station.
They had a cigarette machine. I had a bunch of quarters in my piggy bank so I started buying packs of Vantage. I didn’t know ya had to inhale so I could have experienced the same thing by just being inside aa burning building. They had stacks of porn. I thought it was cool but in hindsight it’s a bit disturbing to imagine a man in his twenties passing the time at his job by reading Penthouse forum. They had weed. That’s right. Smoked a joint before I ever tasted alcohol. Thirty-eight bucks for an ounce of Columbian Gold. At this point in my life I sincerely thought I landed on Fantasy Island.
Mom put a stop to me going to the gas station when she caught me with some H-100’s. H-100’s are equal to a quarter stick of dynamite. I bought a gross of them for forty bucks at where else????? The gas station!!! For FUN us kids would go into the woods and put H-100’s in freaking trees and we would just laugh as a ten year old maple eviserated into a pile of mulch. Who needs a video game when you can enjoy the great outdoors while blowing shit up?? Gas stations sure are different today. You can get a freaking latte’, some lottery tickets, a ham sandwich and a snow brush except you pump your own gas. They now refer to this place as a “convenience store.” I will always remember what it used to be before it went through rehab. It was the portal to temptation. It was and always will be…..the GAS STATION!!!!
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