These are turbulent times my friends. I took a moment to shut off the news and reflect upon my journey in life. Tomorrow is not guaranteed. I have become much more aware of that fact as life continues to pass on by. I was an only child and I was a handful. I challenged everything someone would say….a trait that continues today. I had wonderful parents…thankfully Mom is still alive today. Times were different back then. There was no such thing as “time out.” Each of my parents had their preferred punishment weapon. Dad liked the belt and Mom knew how to work that wooden spoon.

I still shudder at the sound I would hear from the kitchen when I would push Mom too far. The opening of the drawer beneath the microwave…then the sound of her fumbling through the kitchen utensils….suddenly the noise stops…..she has found her weapon of choice….THE WOODEN SPOON!!!

She spins like Wyatt Earp at the OK Corral….we make eye contact….she raises her weapon (which oddly enough was being used to stir spaghetti sauce just twelve hours ago) and makes her approach to “teach me a lesson.” I immediately run towards the circular dining room table. I use the table like a blocking sled to stay away from her boisterous advance. Suddenly I trip in my “stocking feet.” Mom straddles me like a LA cop. All of a sudden I feel like “Rodney King Light.” Good thing I ran Mom around the dining room table to tire her out. She only beat me for about ten minutes. Then she stood up and said “I’m gonna reheat yesterday’s spaghetti…want some?” Compared to 2020….that seems pretty normal to me.

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911

Wait a minute….I thought calling 911 was a good thing??  Well so did I…..then I heard about a friend’s story.  Since this case is still under litigation I will be vague in my details but you will have enough information to understand the message.

My friend was attacked recently by a very large group of people.  He called 911 for help and was transferred three times.  When the Police finally showed up HE was arrested for a concealed handgun.  After several court appearances the case was ready to go to trial.  The Prosecution admitted they have zero witnesses.  A plea bargain was agreed upon by the defense and the prosecution so the defendant could avoid jail time.  The judge decided otherwise and gave my friend ten days in a maximum security prison.  How does this happen?  One moment my law-abiding friend is calling the local police for help and thirty days later he is in a six by ten foot isolation cell for a crime he did not commit.

If you do not want to be “in play” then stay out of the system.  Make that call to 911 and you are in the Rolodex and officially “in play.”  Nothing good will ever come out of a visit to your home by the police.  Diffuse the situation on your own and go home.  Always keep in mind that nothing good ever happens when you answer the front door.  If you keep these simple rules in mind you should be able to stay out of jail…….as long as you wear your mask inside the grocery store.  😁😁😁

pelosi

I still am in shock.  I can’t believe what I saw last night.  Nancy Pelosi is a selfish and miserable person.  I understand not liking our President yet he still is the President.  It is a position that demands respect.  By tearing up a copy of the President’s State of the Union speech she was not just being disrespectful she was all about making the moment about her.  She also destroyed a federal document.  This is the person that is the Speaker of the House?

I once acted in a similar fashion except I was six years old and playing in the sandbox with some of the neighborhood kids.  I didn’t like the way they were playing so I grabbed my Tonka trucks and ran home crying to Mommy.  That’s what six year olds do.  When you are seventy-nine years old and the first female Speaker of the House I think the expectations are set a bit higher.  So now what?

Pelosi has put the icing on top of the cake of ruins that is the Democratic Party.  She just didn’t tear up a copy of a speech.  She tore up the names and memories of dead Americans….of TRUE patriots….of TRUE victims.  The only solution to this public relations disaster is for her to step down.  If she doesn’t resign, which I don’t think she will, then it only proves what a narcissist she truly is.  Thanks for reading! 🦾🦾🦾

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Why are young men dipping their testicles in soy sauce? 🙄🙄🙄 More proof that Joe Biden is a bad guy.  AOC is clearly a bird-brain. 🐣🐣🐣Danny calls the local VFW hall to see if he can reserve a table for he and twelve of his fisherman friends on Good Friday. 😆😆😆 A well known female celebrity has quit drinking and MORE! 🦾🦾🦾

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