HERE’S HOW TO BEAT TRUMP

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Let’s be honest.  Unless something drastic happens in the next eleven months Donald Trump is gonna win re election in November 2020.  He simply is NOT beatable…..at least not yet.  Wanna beat him?  Everything you need to know can my learned by observing Trump and his political machine.

First of all you are NOT gonna out Trump….Trump.  Forget about it.  He also has established himself on social media.  He owns Twitter.  The only question I wanna know is how many people are in charge of his Twitter account?  Ya know he’s not tweeting these himself, right?  So….how do ya do it?

First thing ya do is use his brand against him.  Make him a bully.  Everyone hates bullies.  No one enjoys being bullied.  Parents fear this for their kids and remember when they had their underwear pulled up the crevice of their buttocks because they played the violin in orchestra.  Parents vote.  Why would ya vote for a bully?  Make people believe they shouldn’t confuse anger with leadership.  People are stupid.  People will believe what you tell them.  This is the reason why companies advertise.  The free will and opinions of others can be influenced by money and marketing.

Next thing ya need is the running mate.  This is crucial.  Gotta be a female.  Even better if it’s a minority.  That opens ya up to playing the race card against the “Old White Guys.”  That’s the way you brand the GOP 2020.  A bunch of old, rich white guys.  Show up at the convention with the grumpy old men from “The Muppets.”  I think this strategy has a chance.

I’m gonna vote for Trump but after reading what I wrote….I’m not sure I even like the guy.  One thing I think we can all agree on is the political process has changed.  It’s not really an election it’s more of a reality show.  I think that’s all the motivation anyone needs to take the next eleven months to inform themselves of the issues and candidates and exercise their right to vote.  Thanks for reading.