So the Royal Wedding is happening later this week. Personally I’d rather be watching a yawning festival but the big news is Kate has decided to remove the word “obey” from the wedding vows. SEE STORY HERE Is this REALLY big news?
Guys I don’t know about you, but I think it’s easier to train a pit bull in a sausage factory than get a woman to “obey” you. I’d love to hear from a guy, (that was told by his wife for the fourth time in five minutes to mow the lawn), how he invoked the “obey” clause in his wedding vows. I assume the exchange would probably go like this:
GUY: “Sorry babe. Not really feeling up to it right now while the game is on. I would like another cold one and would ya mind turning the brats on the grill? I don’t think I have to remind you of the obey clause in the wedding vows you agreed to.”
WOMAN: (SFX) BANG!!!! (Nothing would be said in return because nothing would make the impact like the cast iron frying pan she would impale over your head).
Upon further review I believe it is us men that have subconsciously adopted the obey clause. You wanna see fear in the eyes of a grown man? All a woman has to do is this: Come home early on a Saturday, find out your “honey-do” list is not complete, then text your man wanting to know where he is. Every weekend I see at least four guys grab their iPhone, clutch their chest, and run out of the sports bar after receiving such a text.
So to the future King I can only offer this advice: Make sure cable in the castle gets both the Oxygen and Lifetime channels. You may wear the crown but she will always wear the pants.