DANNY CZEKALINSKI

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I’m still trying to figure out what I heard come out of Slow Joe’s mouth Wednesday night. CBS News has reported that eighty-five percent of America approved of what he said. If you need further proof that the media in this country is part of the problem that should do it for you right there. Over eighty million legally registered voters do not like this man or the Democratic Party. Suggesting that such a large percentage of the population approved of what he said is just absurd and an insult to anyone that understands basic math. Quite frankly I am more concerned about what he DIDN’T say and so should everyone that legally resides in this country. There is a MAJOR humanitarian crisis going on at the border right now and he barely addressed it. If you believe he is the cause and the problem and he has no plans to address it then it all makes sense. Thousands of illegal aliens invade our country every day. The Democrats don’t care about the crisis at the border because all they see is potential votes. They are openly violating the Constitution and are altering our government. They want to flood the Supreme Court, take away your guns, make you dependent on the government, stop you from going to places of worship, defund the police and make Washington D.C. a state. That’s just what they are doing right now right in front of your eyes.

Two Fully Vaccinated Fools Determined To Make You Live In Fear

Democrats really have a problem with long term memory. No wonder why they want to eliminate history. Allow me a moment to refresh your memory of what the Democratic Party has done in the past. The defended slavery. They started the KKK. During World War Two they threw innocent Japanese Americans into camps. They supported Jim Crow laws. They started the Civil War, imposed segregation and fought civil rights in the fifties and sixties. That’s just off the top of my head. No one is perfect. We all have made bad decisions but this is much more than that. This is a blatant attack of your freedom and independence and Slow Joe still has the stones to say “It’s time to come together. It’s time to heal.” I could not disagree more. It’s time to resist and time to protect our rights as legal citizens.

Why Are All Of These Fully Vaccinated People Wearing Masks?

Slow Joe addressed the Capital riots during his chamber speech. He said the riots were “worse than 911 or Pearl Harbor.” Does anyone in the world believe that to be true? The urine bags that have been burning Portland for the past year are a much bigger concern to me then what happened at the Capital on January 6th of this year. Earlier in the day the CDC stated that social distancing of six feet means nothing and that you don’t have to wear a mask when outside. The chambers had fully vaccinated people in attendance. Everyone was doing that non-effective social distancing thing and wearing masks. What in the world of Dr. Fauchi is going on here? If this wasn’t my country I would be laughing my ass off. The final straw for me happened this morning when Sloe Joe and Dr. Jill were walking towards Marine One to spend their weekend at home getting bit by the family dog. Both vaccinated. Both outside. Both of these looney-tunes have masks on. I thought it could not possibly get better….then it did. Slow Joe stopped, bent over to pick a dandelion and then handed it to Dr. Jill. Dandelions are NOT flowers. They are invasive and can ruin a well manicured lawn. People spend a lot of money to KILL dandelions. Slow Joe picks a weed and hands it to Dr. Jill. She could of done everyone in this country a favor by giving him what he deserved: A good old fashioned kick in the balls. I am constantly amazed by the cartoon show that this country has become.

Senator Ted Cruz Listening To Slow Joe

I wish I was able to handle the next four years like Senator Cruz handles a speech from Slow Joe but I am very concerned. I do not believe nor support what is happening right now in our government. I am NOT “coming on board.” I am focused on protecting our Constitution and stomping this movement towards Socialism and I know I am not alone. May God bless America….we really need it.

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THIS IS THE LEAST YOU CAN EXPECT WHEN YOU RESIST ARREST

How are you liking 2021 so far? Does it feel good to be “woke.” If you’re like me then you are fed up with all of this shit. A couple of days ago a sixteen year old girl that was trying to kill another teenager was shot dead by a Columbus police officer that was responding to the 911 call. The officer was white while the teenage hooligan wielding a deadly weapon was black. Once again this has become a race issue instead of a behavior issue. The mother of the deceased girl says she “wants answers” why her “peaceful child is no longer with us. What the hell is wrong with people? Have we all forgotten the lesson we learned as a baby where we put our hand on a stove and figured out the meaning of “hot?” Has this new generation of social terrorists suddenly fallen susceptible to early dementia? You are never gonna end up with the key to the city if you decide to resist arrest.

FEEL FREE TO PRINT THIS AS A FRIENDLY REMINDER BEFORE THE NEXT RIOT

You would think the White House would have the common sense to diffuse the situation but this administration does not want us to get along. Instead they fueled the chaos by calling the shooting “tragic.” Tragic? This girl wasn’t pulled out out of her house, tortured, beaten and shot she was trying to kill another human being and because of HER actions she will not be playing badminton at the family cookout this Memorial Day. That isn’t “tragic” but it was very much “preventable” and the officer was just doing his job. You may assume I am a staunch supporter of the men and women in blue but that is not accurate. I am a Libertarian and I avoid the police at all costs. I prefer to take care of my own business and safety. The few times I have made a call to the police it did not turn out as I had hoped. I suggest that you do everything you can to avoid being in their presence. If you do end up in a situation where you have to interact with law enforcement let me offer some pointers on how to make sure that you do not suddenly assume room temperature.

IF YOU DON’T HAVE A GED THEN GET SOMEONE TO READ THIS TO YOU

Cops make mistakes. They are humans. Innocent people do get arrested. If you find yourself in the presence of law enforcement and they tell you to do something it’s not a debate. Know the room. You are not in a position of “strength.” This is NOT the time for you to prove a point or make a statement. Shut your mouth. The more you resist then the more the situation is gonna escalate. Escalation is not a good thing. If you say nothing you will be inconvenienced but you’ll be able to walk out to the mailbox the next morning. You hire an attorney and you will have your day in court. That’s how the process has been set up and that is how the process works. Trust me…..you don’t want to be involved in “the process.” It never seems to end and it becomes quite expensive. Don’t break the law. If you don’t want people with badges inside your personal space don’t give them a reason to confront you. How did we all become so confused? What is it that no one can seem to grasp? Let’s stop pointing the finger of blame at others. You are not the “victim” when you choose to break the law. Let’s try following the law and I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised at the outcome.

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Riots in Minnesota May 2020

The Derek Chauvin trial will have closing arguments soon and the the case will go to the jury. It’s been almost a year since the death of George Floyd so civil unrest is expected no matter what the verdict. Social terrorist organizations like Black Lives Matter and ANTIFA will use this as an excuse to attack local businesses, the police, innocent citizens and anything that gets in their way of violence and looting. There is no redeeming value to these savages yet nothing is being done to stop their reign of terror. These are not “protests” these are violent attacks on innocent citizens and no one is taking the necessary force to squelch these uprisings. I always say “What we allow we teach.” Most of us are sick and tired of this behavior and want it to stop immediately. I have had more than enough and believe NOW is the time to draw a line in the sand and these urine bags to find out just who is in charge.

Minnesota riots May 2020

I have been to the city of New Orleans many times. I enjoy the culture, the tradition, the food and the people. We can learn a lot from the city of New Orleans on how to handle these out of control attacks and riots. At the end of every night the city of New Orléans goes down Bourbon Street with a fire engine and a hose. During the day the street accumulates various forms of trash, vomit and urine. This is pretty much the same filth you will encounter at a Black Lives Matter rally. The fire truck makes its way down the street spraying water at a high rate of velocity. Within a matter of 90 minutes all the garbage and stench is gone and Bourbon Street is ready for another day of Capitalism at it’s finest.

Black Lives Matter Social Terrorist Rally

We all know that a powder keg is about to blow up later this week. There is NO EXCUSE for not being ready. It’s time for the tail to stop wagging the dog. Learn from our friends in New Orleans. Time to bring out the fire trucks and hoses. The moment someone throws a rock, starts a fire or breaks into a building it’s time to start the world’s largest outdoor community shower. You can’t grab a pair of Nike’s and a bottle of Hennessey when you have water coming at you 300 pound per square inch. I’ve seen the mug shots of these savages. Trust me they are well over do for a bath. I hope I am wrong about my fear and prognostication but no one has taken to the proper steps this year to prevent it from happening and I don’t think it’s gonna start now. Just remember….it doesn’t have to happen.

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I didn’t think it would happen to me but it did. I’m talking about a mental overload I have experienced over the past three months. I backed away from this blog. I shut down my podcast back in March. Social terrorist organizations like Black Lives Matter have taken over our streets when they should be thrown in jail. People hate each other based on their individual decision to get a vaccine for the Chinese Virus. Think abut that. People will not like you if you choose to express your right of FREEDOM? The media does NOT report the truth. The media wants to increase the division and hate in this country because it “looks pretty cool on TV.” The government is getting bigger and at the same time taking away more and more of your Constitutional rights. I wouldn’t be surprised if two years from now there would be twenty Supreme Court Justices and we all will be speaking Chinese. Slow Joe calls this a “time of healing.” We are NOT healing. We are burning out of control like a California wildfire and I don’t see an end to this at all.

I’m pretty active on Facebook. I enjoy keeping in touch with all my friends across the country and respectfully discussing current events. Facebook doesn’t like people that don’t drink from their Kool-Aid fountain. I was thrown in Facebook jail AGAIN yesterday. This time it’s for thirty days. I must have posted something extremely offensive and vulgar, right? It had to be something political. It probably was something about the recent shootings and riots. It was nothing like that. It was just a strange news story about two French men that injected each other’s penis with a cream that was supposed to increase girth. I’m not kidding. This HORRIBLE story can be viewed HERE. I know facebook is a private forum but they are actually CENSORING THE NEWS!!! Slow Joe said over a week ago that “No amendment is protected.” If whoever that old guy is in Washington that thinks he is running the country doesn’t have an ounce of respect for the United States Constitution then why should anyone else?

I spent my entire radio career saying exactly what was on my mind and how I felt. You can’t do that anymore. People live in fear. People don’t want to “offend” anyone. I’m gonna be fifty-seven pretty soon. I’m not playing by those rules. When I grew up I drank water out of the garden hose. I was taught to say “please”, “thank-you”, and “you’re welcome.” I obeyed my parents and if I got out of line I got hit with a wooden spoon. That doesn’t happen today so don’t expect me to go away quietly. I actually decided to restructure and relaunch my podcast later next month. No one can tell you what to say and what to believe when you have your own podcast or blog. I hope others do the same regardless of what they think and believe. This country was built upon misfits and differences of opinion. The government is trying to eliminate the differences and make us “fall in line” with their agenda. Now is NOT the time for censorship. NOW is the time to speak up and resist. Thank you for reading. Dannyland! my highly successful podcast will return soon.

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I have been doing a lot of thinking lately. My mind works in a different way than most people. I was both confused and appalled at the way the stupid media covered the recent car accident involving Tiger Woods. Let me first state that Tiger Woods is an incredible golfer. He has totally changed the way people play and watch the sport. Let me also state what needs to be said that I have yet to hear mentioned: Tiger Woods is a shitty driver and a very selfish person. Don’t act shocked by me telling you the truth. Stop being a sheep and listening to what the irresponsible media wants you to believe and consume. I feel bad that he was in a car accident but he’s not really a victim. He was actually putting himself above mankind by breaking the law, driving recklessly and endangering the lives of others. Why on earth would you be dumb enough to stop and kiss the ring?

I’ll be honest….I will NEVER be the golfer that Tiger Woods has been. I also will never be the shitty driver that Tiger Woods is. Dude can hit a golf ball around a bunch of trees yet he can’t keep a damn SUV on the road. Why does Tiger have to be in a hurry? Why does he ever have to worry about being late? He’s Tiger Woods…people will wait and he knows that yet it still isn’t good enough. This guy is such a narcissist that he doesn’t care about the law or anyone else’s safety. What a great role model. What a responsible father. What an asshole!! What if he hit another car and killed someone? Would everyone be “tweeting” and wishing him a speedy recovery? Sadly this world is so messed up right now that would not surprise me.

Be careful what the media tells you. They are in the business of making money and sometimes what makes ya “feel good” is not really the truth. Tiger is not the victim. He put himself in this situation. Cheer for the athlete when he is playing his sport but I would pull over to the side of the road if I ever saw him on the highway.

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It’s been about a week now since the Biden Administration has taken office. Anyone that knows me is aware of the fact that I don’t care for Slow Joe and am even less fond of Camel Toe. I am a Libertarian so I am used to not getting my way. I have decided to claim DANNYLAND as a sovereign nation. A sovereign nation of one!!

I should have thought about this years ago. It makes a lot of sense. I am an only child so I really don’t play well with others. I never was a fan of compromise and am used to getting my way. As a sovereign nation of one I never have to justify some of my bizarre decisions in life. I don’t own a vehicle I only ride Harleys so the Presidential motorcade during the winter months is dependent upon Uber. If I find out the Chinese has something to do with Uber I won’t hesitate to make the executive decision to switch to Lyft. I haven’t dated anyone since October 23, 2011 so we’ll probably have to outsource the Christmas Decorations. I’m confident we will have plenty of illegal aliens to hire once they storm the border later this month. “Pedro with your nose so bright…want to cross the border tonight? 😁😁😁

You probably won’t approve of the fact that I will do a lot of business with Amazon. According to my account I have ordered ninety items over the past three months. Many will say I am not doing enough to save local mom and pop stores. I’m on a fixed income. If I can order a package of heavy duty scrub sponges on a Monday and have it show up on my front porch in less than 36 hours I’m gonna do it. I paid thirteen dollars for Next Day Delivery with the USPS and three weeks later I am still looking for my delivery of gourmet pickles and wild rice. Do they know who they are messing with?? Don’t piss me off and make write a letter.

Many people are wondering if there is a need for a curfew in DANNYLAND. The answer is “no” because there is no need to enforce one. I don’t burn the wick at both ends anymore. I can’t even remember how much I forgot back in my days of excess. What’s the purpose of a curfew when I am taking melatonin at 6PM while sipping on a cup of herb tea? If I don’t have my compression socks on before World News Tonight then I know I have pushed my limit.

So enjoy the next four years. I will be in my glass house with broken windows throwing large amounts of stones at the Democrats….unless it’s after 6PM….that’s when I like to catch up on my “stories.” 🌟🌟🌟

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Happy New Year friends. I am sure that many of you have heard the end of the year obligatory phrase: 2021 HAS to get better.” I hate to burst your bubble of “positivity” because I am a realist. The riots in DC on January is just a preview of the time in the future. Sleepy Joe is asking for a “time to heal.” This is the same ass cake that called Republicans “thugs” less than a week before the election. In my weekly podcast, DANNYLAND, I make the comparison of Sleepy Joe asking for healing and unity to the guy that comes home to his wife five hours late, lipstick on the collar, smelling of stripper perfume and is surprised when she won’t give him a hummer.

With the Inauguration just hours away there is unprecedented security in Washington DC. The government is like a broken toy in the aisle of your local K-mart. They are NEVER properly prepared for ANYTHING they do yet they have activated close to thirty thousand troops from the National Guard?? Just what AREN’T they telling us? The 800 pound gorilla in the room is that 74 million Americans are still pissed off and believe the election suffered at the hands of fraud. There is no healing. There is no unity. There is no forgiveness, That is a VERY big problem.

Democrats referred to social terrorist takeovers of cities like Seattle a “Summer of Love.” Forty-Seven people were killed in summer riots fueled by Black Lives Matter and Antifa. How is anyone surprised at the ugly situation in Washington DC last week? Hello ya silly sheep…where’s the news that half the country does not like you? This isn’t a sporting event where everyone meets at mid-field after the game, holds hands and singing Kumbaya. This is real life. Democrats are riding on that Magic Carpet of illusion that embraces unification. Let me be the one to put that genie back in the bottle…..2021 is not gonna be fun.

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Christmas Eve was always special for me as a kid. Family would show up and we would have a traditional Polish “Poor Man’s Meal.” Basically it was a very dry fish (sole I believe) served with pierogis and lots of sausage and kraut. Who was I kidding. I was and only child and I just wanted everyone to eat their shitty food so we could go upstairs and open up the damn presents. Things changed forever on that cold and blustery Christmas Eve in 1985.

This was my first Christmas Eve away from home and my family. I got into radio in the summer of 1985 and that changed the way I would celebrate the holidays. More often than not I was away from family. Christmas Eve 1985 found me in Grand Rapids, Michigan. I was two hundred and eighty-five miles away from my childhood home in Strongsville, Ohio. There was a terrible snowstorm that day and I was very sick. I had a fever and was alone for the first time on Christmas Eve. I called my mother to wish her well on the dinner and celebration she was about to have.

I got my first dog when I was in second grade. She was a collie. I named her “Lady.” Lady was my companion from the second grade on. Being an only child Lady was the closest thing to a sibling I would ever have. I was on the phone with mother that Christmas Eve when I heard the doorbell ring in the background. Mom explained she had to go as company was beginning to arrive. Something was not right. Something was missing. My dog would ALWAYS bark when someone rang the door bell. I stopped my mother before she could hang up and I asked in desperation, “What the hell is going on? Why is Lady not barking???” The pause seemed endless. Mother then took a deep breath, hesitated and said “Ya know when ya left in August and said I would know when it was time……..” There was a momentary lack of reason that filled my head. Suddenly it was clear to me…..Mother had killed my dog.

To this very day Mother will deny this ever happened. That’s what parents do as they get older. They develop selective memory and like to rewrite history. That was a long time ago yet it seems like it was yesterday. When your door bell rings this Christmas Eve and I hear your dog barking I can be rest assured you have never met my Mother.

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Years ago, when I was still doing morning radio, I made the observation that where you sat on the bus when you are going to school is pretty indicative of where you will go in life. There’s a lot of pressure going through the mind of a child when they get on the bus and stake out their territory. It’s not as bad if you are towards the beginning of the route because you can play it safe and sit in the middle but if you are towards the end of the route you don’t have as many options. Lord help the child that is forced to walk towards the back of the bus. This is where pure evil reigns.

Everyone knows that if you want to have a cigarette or your nose broken then you venture towards the back of the bus. Nothing good happens at the back of the bus. This is the Compton of school transportation. If this was real life the only way to insure personal safety is to obtain your concealed carry permit. These beasts in the back of the bus smoke their parents Lucky Strikes and run with scissors. They fear nothing. Your existence is nothing but a punching bag to those that reside in the back of the bus. Twenty years later these children will be bouncers at nightclubs and strippers that hang upside down on a brass pole. The criminals of tomorrow reside in the back of school buses today.

Let’s address the front of the bus. This is the destination for future Conservatives. It also is a great location for those in marching band or the orchestra. If you took your violin home to practice Handel’s Messiah the last thing you want to do is take that instrument towards the back of the bus. The nineteen year old eighth grade burnout in the back seat will whittle that thing down into a water bong before ya blink. The front of the bus is also a great place to sit if you are not able to climb the rope in gym class but that’s another story for a different day.

So what happens if you are the parents of a kid that looks like the picture above? I have to be honest with you: Putting this child on a bus is putting his personal safety at risk. Even the kid with the bad skin and viola case wants to kick his ass. You love your child, You want them to be safe. You must to the right thing as a parent and DRIVE them to school. They may get a wedgie or two in the school bathroom from the nineteen year old eighth grader but they will graduate college in three years. These are the future CEO’s and Wall Street Brokers. Today’s nerd is tomorrow’s millionaire. He gets the last laugh when he shows up at the class reunion driving a Lamborghini and a Instagram model on his arm. 2020 has been a taxing and trying year. The future is filled with questions and doubt. In 2021 do the right thing for your child. Do the right thing for the future of America. Drive your kid to school!!

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