Social media is a here to stay and it’s a necessary marketing tool for you and your business. I’m a facebook junkie. I always aim to engage my friends in some sort of discussion thread or entertainment element. As a public service I offer the following that I urge all to STOP DOING ON FACEBOOK!
1) NO MORE PICTURES OF FOOD YOU ARE ABOUT TO EAT: Being able to flag down a waiter, decide on an entre’, order it, then have it delivered to your table is hardly a magic trick. Put down your iPhone, grab your fork Copperfield, and eat your freaking dinner.
2) PUT A SHIRT ON AND GET AWAY FROM THE MIRROR: Congratulations on shaving your chest and your twelve pack. All that hard work in the gym has rewarded you with being alone on a Saturday night with your shirt off in front of your bathroom mirror and your cell phone in your hand. Now go to your room, close the blinds and your door, and do what we know you need to do to yourself.
3) STOP LOOKING LIKE A DUCK AND SMILE LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING: I’m not sure what makes the females think they are being seductive when they make this face. It looks more like the sudden onset of bell’s palsy. Unless you floss with a rope, open up your mouth and show me those pearly whites!.