Last week was the 80th anniversary of the attack on Pearl Harbor. 2,403 Americans were killed that day as we were dragged into World War II. We put our differences aside as a nation and came together to fight back and defeat the enemy. What did we learn from that day? Apparently not a damn thing. As of this writing almost 800,000 Americans have died of the Chinese Virus and we haven’t done a damn thing in response to this attack. Just because there aren’t explosions, fire and structural damage doesn’t mean we weren’t attacked. China is a very bad nation that will kill its own citizens. Do you still believe that this virus came from a man named Hop that was munching on some bat meat in Wuhan? If ya do then ya probably think Jussie Smollett likes to go to Subway at 2AM when it’s ten degrees below zero in Chicago.

I have nothing against the Chinese people. They are victims as well but in times of war there will be collateral damage. There are so many questions out there about this virus. We don’t know the long term effects of the virus or the vaccine for that matter. The only thing that is certain is there are many people dead in the world because of a biological weapon that was created in a lab by the Chinese government and no one has responded. Sanctions? Really? That’s like putting a kid in “time out” that just broke your nose. China is thumbing its nose towards the entire world. Four years after Pearl Harbor was attacked we leveled two major Japanese cities within a week. Sometimes force has to be met with force.

So what DO I expect our response to be? Well you can start by calling them out to mankind. China has attacked the world. Say it publicly and demand answers and complete transparency. If they refuse then they have to prepare to accept the consequences of what I consider to be an act of war. We have become a nation that lives in fear. If someone breaks into your house you don’t just look the other way and hope it doesn’t happen again. That’s not the way it goes in my world. You find out who is responsible, get your shit back and make them pay so it doesn’t happen again. We need to respond. We need to retaliate. What we allow we teach. No reaction sends a message to those that live in the world of evil. Stop the delay and start the response.

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illegal aliensLet me preface this post by saying how much I admire our armed forces.  Their courage and bravery are second to none.  I do not share the same feelings about our country.  We have what my late father would call “nose problems.”  We don’t like what is happening in another country we intervene and call it a “humanitarian effort.”  Why doesn’t our government call it what it is……an invasion.

Israel aside, we have no right to be the Police of the World.  Take Iraq for instance.  I understand that Sadaam Hussain was a tyrant but the majority of the people in that country are savages.  We invaded a country and strongly suggested our form of government.  That would really please Hitler.

You want to stop corruption and the breaking of laws?  Invade Palm Beach County and take a look at County Commissioners and our shady sheriff, Rick Bradshaw, that allegedly believes there is nothing wrong with gunning down an unarmed citizen on his own property.

We have so many of our troops spread across the globe we can’t stop illegal aliens from entering our country.  Estimates are that 230K illegal children will cross our border in the next 24 months.  Those represent jobs that will be taken from the honest, hard-working American.

My solution?  Bring home all of our troops and shut down our borders  We are being invaded and are doing nothing about it.  Did we learn anything from Pearl Harbor and 911?  Apparently not.


I have dated a lot of women and I always make the wrong decision.  I stay with the ones I shouldn’t and I screw up the ones I should have stayed with.  I’m the first one to admit that I have my issues and I’ll never get that second call back to be on the cover of Men’s Fitness but if there were a prize for dating Looney-Tunes I would be on the top podium, receiving a gold medal, while they played the Star-Spangled Banner.

Think this is just in my head?  Here are some of the highlights of the people I have spent time with in the past ten years:  One was afraid to leave the house, one threw a soup can at me, one had to sleep with ALL the lights on and hold her baby blanket, one slept with one of my friends, one drank a bottle of wine every night, one had fourteen felony convictions for prescription fraud and tried to frame me with the police, one asked me to stick a beach towel in a co-workers gas tank and set it on fire and one actually thought PEARL HARBOR was in BOSTON!

I am considering an advisory council like they had in Flashdance.  Three people sitting at a table and observing what the potential date has to offer.  I feel between those three they would be able to find any existing red flags that I am obviously immune to.  That’s a great idea if ya look like Brad Pitt but at this point in my life I’m a cross between Michael Chicklas and an ass with eyes.  If a female packs my groceries at the supermarket I feel like I have game.

So the logical conclusion for me in 2012 is NO DATING AT ALL.  I doubt this becomes a trending topic on Twitter but its something I need to do.  On the upside….my right arm should become much bigger.