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I’m a Libertarian. I live my life through the Golden Rule. I do my thing and you do yours. If you start telling me how to do “my thing” we are NOT going to get along. That’s pretty much the cliff note version of my life. There has been a lot of transgender talk in the news lately and I just can’t take it any more. I really don’t care if I offend anyone because of my honesty. I don’t kiss the ring or live my life in fear. I don’t know what it is like to be transgender. If that’s what you are about then I wish ya all the luck in the world but you’re not gonna get a separate bathroom. Gender is based on human plumbing. If you have a finger shaped organ that dangles between your legs mid torso then you are a male. If you are without the aforementioned flesh pipe then you are a female. Was that difficult to understand? The whacked out left wants you to believe that this basic belief is antiquated and insensitive when nothing could be further from the truth.

Transgender High School Athlete

I don’t have any kids and I’m glad because if I did what is happening in high school athletics would get me in trouble. Female transgenders, in some states, are allowed to compete against female athletes. I’m sorry but that’s just not right and the proof is in the plumbing. Whatever plumbing you were blessed with when you entered this world is your gender. No more discussion. Everything should be black and white. When grey enters the equation everything turns into a shit storm. Libtards will attack me by saying I’m insensitive when I’m being brutally honest. Dye your hair purple. Put a dog collar on and a safety pin through your ear. Be a six foot seven inch transvestite in a flowered Muumuu. I don’t care what ya do but don’t think for one moment you get a separate bathroom. When nature calls and you need relief choose your bathroom based on the plumbing you were born with. Stop changing the rules in the middle of the game.

Transgender High School Track Stars With A Clear Advantage Over Female Athletes

Caitlyn Jenner was always Bruce Jenner to me. My father passed away in 1999 so I’m sure when we meet at the pearly gates his first question will be “What the hell happened to the guy on the Wheaties Box?” Caitlyn was criticized when she admitted transgender athletes have a clear cut physical advantage over females. She should know. She has that finger shaped organ hanging between her legs. Who would know better than her?? She was born a he. She has nothing to gain or lose by being honest. It’s time to stop worrying about hurting peoples feelings. Everyone operates from a position of fear. That’s NEVER gonna be productive. You can’t please everyone. There are too many cooks in the kitchen and too many rules. Keep it simple. Get back to the basics. We don’t need MORE rules. We need to enforce the ones we have and if I ever run into Caitlyn Jenner she better be pissing in the men’s room!

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So I’m looking at the cover of Sports Illustrated and Bruce Jenner is wearing his gold medal from 1976 around his neck, his cleavage is showing and he looks stunning in his sequin gown.  I just read the previous sentence out loud and wondered how my father would respond if he still were alive and we were just talking on the phone.  Look….I really don’t care what ya do, who ya do it with, where ya do it or when ya do it.  Nobody is getting hurt and that applies to the above magazine cover.  I just happen to think it’s fucking weird.

Let me be fair.  There are probably many things that I do on a daily basis that I consider to be within the norm that would prompt you to call the guys with butterfly nets to come and take me away to a place where I would spend my days weaving baskets out of cooked spaghetti but I don’t think I’m alone when I sigh and mutter “That’s weird.”  The guy that won the decathlon in 1976 wore silk shorts that barely concealed his finger shaped organ, had a haircut like one of The Monkey’s and then draped an American flag over his shoulders in a picture that was forever captured on the side of a cereal box.  His name was Bruce Jenner.  It wasn’t Caitlyn and he wasn’t wearing a Vera Wang cocktail dress and Jimmy Choo shoes.  I know I sound like a hypocrite for saying I think it’s weird and at the same time I don’t care what ya do but I think you can do both and still be normal.

Take Progressive Insurance and Flo for example.  What good does her bleach white outfit and Lucy Van Pelt haircut do me the next time I wrap my Harley around a tree?  I didn’t think this was possible but I feel like I have confused myself and I actually feel like I can be part of a conversation those guys in the Sonic commercials have.  Now THOSE guys are fucking weird.