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In these times of conflict and disagreement I am confident we can all agree on one thing: We’ve never seen a shit show like this in our entire lives. I remember when I was in college and I was a “rebel” and anyone over the age of thirty was disconnected with reality. The truth is I was young, immature, uneducated, drank shitty beer, had a 32 inch waist and a full head of hair. What I didn’t have was a man friend that had to wear a bra and put electrical tape over his freaking nipples. You are not “expressing yourself.” You are an attention whore that wants people to stare at you while wondering “Are those really tits???”

This is ANTIFA. They are bad people that don’t bathe, refuse to work and enjoy the smell of urine. Everyone has the right to peacefully assemble. The key word here is “peacefully.” It’s not a peaceful situation when you are walking down the middle of the road with your other friends that smell like urine and you’re shooting fireworks at cars. Cars go down the street. They have for years. If you do not desire to be struck by the aforementioned vehicles then I would suggest moving your man friends in brassieres to the sidewalk. Make sure not to step on any dirty syringes that your social terrorist brothers and sisters may have dropped when launching a brick into a Saks and then taking a Gucci bag while screaming something about oppression.

Let me continue this honesty parade by addressing ANTIFA/BLM: you are NOT victims. You are criminals and an embarrassment to your family. There’s a reason why you are 25 and still not sitting with the grown ups on Thanksgiving. Here’s some advice from DANNYLAND: Put down the clove cigarette and the green hair dye and pick up a job application. Teenagers ride skateboards. Adults drive cars. Why not try being home before the sun goes down? That’s what people do that don’t like tear gas. You sleep on a freaking mattress….you don’t set it on fire and kick it down a street while trying to balance your backpack.

I could go on but Hillary Clinton just showed up wearing latex gloves and wanting to go for a “quiet walk in the park.” I’ll be putting electrical tape on my nipples and looking for my will.

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People protest after a Black man identified as Jacob Blake was shot several times by police in Kenosha

Every night when I go to bed I tell myself that “tomorrow will be different.”  I wake up, turn on the news and see that another building in another city is on fire and it’s chaos in the streets.  I’m not a huge fan of the police.  They are underpaid and lack sufficient training not to mention they have no idea on how to handle anyone with a mental illness but they don’t deserve to be attacked by a bunch of criminals.  I understand being upset with law enforcement but you just can’t go around committing crimes because things didn’t go your way.  It’s not all about YOU!

For some reason this blatant criminal activity has been allowed to happen.  This only encourages the barbaric behavior to continue.  The police need help.  They need to make a statement.  They need to regain the streets.  They need the National Guard.  The problem is the National Guard has to be activated by the Governor of that particular state and what is happening is Democratic Governors will not make that call.  In other words, they would rather sacrifice the safety and lives of the citizens that elected them for their own partisan beliefs.  That’s just pure evil.

Sports teams are not playing because they are appalled at the shooting of Jacob Blake, a black man from Kenosha, Wisconsin by police this weekend.  I don’t have a problem if you want to change the world but that’s not your mission.  You are supposed to run fast, jump high and sweat a lot.  You don’t like making millions of dollars?  Fine….just quit the team, move to Tibet and stand on your head with a freaking llama.  Let me know when Angelina Jolie shows up to adopt another half dozen kids.

Americans are now shooting Americans.  The country is imploding from within.  Let me offer you some advice to stay alive.  If you don’t want to get shot….stay away from people that are throwing rocks, burning buildings and breaking into stores.  If for some reason a police officer tells you to “stop” don’t keep trying to get away especially if there are three active warrants for your arrest.  It’s also a bad idea to grab an officer’s taser before ya run away.  Before ya know it shots will be fired and the local Wendy’s will be on fire.

Our cities are under attack.  Black Lives Matter is a social terrorist group with it’s roots deep in the fermentation of evil.  A statement needs to be made but it’s not up to us to go downtown wearing camo pants and playing Rambo.  The enemy has nothing to lose.  You have a job, income, friends, a family and most importantly….you don’t rely on a skateboard for transportation and you don’t smell like urine.  If they happen to walk up your driveway…that’s a different story.  I’d let ’em have it, pressure clean the driveway and then call the medical examiner.  Be safe out there!!