Are you serious America? There is a FURY about Ben Affleck being chosen as the new Batman? Let me be the one that breaks some terrible news to you…….Batman is not real. There isn’t a Joker. Catwoman doesn’t exist and if ya wanna see a penguin ya better go to the zoo. I do have good news…I found Commissioner Gordon…but he’s not in Gotham City. He’s the High Commissioner for Canada.
Ben Affleck is an actor. He has a wife and a family. HE IS NOT BATMAN!!! He lives in a very large home and not in a freaking cave. Am I the only sane one in this lunatic parade? Life is tough. We all face various trials and tribulations on a daily basis. There are many things happening in this messed up world that we should be upset about. NOT FREAKING BATMAN!!!
Seriously….if Ben Affleck as Batman still doesn’t seem to be a mondo jovial type tundra to you….you need to go to the bat phone and call a shrink. Put the comic book down, move out of your parent’s house, stop riding your skateboard and be an adult. There is a world out there. You CAN make a difference. If this still hasn’t registered with you then at least I gave it a try. Now go back to clearing another level on Candy Crush.
Danny Czekalinski hosts an internet radio show called DANNYLAND on mysourceradio.com Listen on Thursdays at 9AM EST. Show archives can be found HERE