For the first time since 1945 America showed zero job growth last month. We have a tropical storm AND a hurricane that pose threats to our mainland. We are nine days away from the ten-year anniversary of 9-11. Please put those and other issues on the back burner because Chaz Bono is SHOWING OFF HIS NEW BEARD!!
I can imagine if my father were alive today and he saw this “story” on the news. The conversation would probably go like this:
Dad: Who’s the fat guy?
Me: That’s Chaz Bono. Remember the Sonny and Cher show you didn’t like because Sonny had a cheesy mustache? That’s his daughter that he would pick up and hold during every show.
Dad: She looks like a man.
Me: Well technically she is. She is a transgender, she is now a he, and he can grow a beard.
Dad: Good for her or him. Why does anyone give s**t?
Sadly many people do. People are threatening NOT to watch Dancing With The Stars because Chaz Bono is a contestant! That’s insane to me. I’m gonna watch BECAUSE of Chaz Bono. I wanna see who has the bigger head; Chaz or Nancy Grace. I wanna hear Chaz talk to Tom Bergeron. Will he sound like Bowzer from ShaNaNa? I wanna see if he keeps the beard and decides to become Amish.
Pick your battles America. Chaz Bono is NOT one of them. Have a great and safe weekend! 🙂