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DANNYLAND!!! Podcast 42. Oscars, Super Tuesday and being very politically incorrect.
onVery politically incorrect as we wrap up the Oscars, make fun of people in politics and rip on a tender moment.
Podcast 37. DANNYLAND! Danny needs your help…..Star Wars geeks….GOP candidates acting like kids…..the worst marriage proposal ever and so much more!
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Podcast 31. DANNYLAND!! What did Danny cry today and sooooo much more.
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Find out why Danny cried in the doctor’s office today. A Klingon sword saves a man’s life. Chicago Mom gets teacher fired for a Chief Keef reference. A pillow fight leads to an arrest in Wal-Mart and soooo much more. Just click below.
Podcast 28. DANNYLAND! 11-11-15 Danny explains where the hell he was the past two days. What GOP candidate sounds like an obscene phone call? Why Danny thinks Lorena Bobbitt is a liar plus much more.
onDanny pushes Harley 2 miles. He ends up calling his mother for a ride. Things Danny thinks everyone should ask on the first date. Why is Lorena Bobbitt in the news? This podcast is truly a great example of what it’s like to live in DANNYLAND!
DANNYLAND!!!!! Podcast 22. October 27, 2015. Stationary poopers are ruining the climate. Once again Donald Trump has said something that has him in hot water and ANOTHER reason why reading Cosmo is bad for women.
onDanny tears into an article in Cosmo that explains why it’s good for your man to watch porn. Donald Trump offends again and we are there to make fun of it. Global warming can be blamed upon the lack of “wandering poopers.” That’s just some of the nonsense in this edition of DANNYLAND! Click below to listen.
DANNYLAND!!! Podcast 21. Why a book given to him by an ex-girlfriend back in 2002 NOW brings him to tears. Why we need to arm ourselves NOW. Political Correctness has already affected Halloween costumes.
onDanny lets it all out this time. He starts with a child’s book that he received from an ex that has finally impacted his life. What is Ellen thinking? What does she really fear? Political correctness has already affected Halloween. The need to arm yourselves now more than ever to protect your family. Just another day in DANNYLAND!!
DANNYLAND!!!!! Podcast 6. 8-24-15
onThis one is rock solid and I’m my biggest critic. Stock market crash….One Direction going on “hiatus” and young girls are having emotional breakdowns, Josh Dugger is a liar, a cheat and pretty much a piece of shit and you won’t want to miss the story of the 910 pound woman in NYC taken out of her apartment with a crane. Radio the way it used to be. Nothing safe and boring.
HERE’S WHY I HAVEN’T DATED IN OVER THREE YEARS
onMy last relationship ended 10-23-11. I told myself that day I was gonna go a year without dating. That time line is now over three years and counting and I really kind of like it. I used to be very co-dependant. I couldn’t even keep up with who I was with or who would be next. I didn’t really “know me” and, quite frankly, I was wasting the time of a lot of really kind and intelligent women. I needed to find out about me. What makes me tick? What are my faults? How can I improve?
I’m an only child. Left the house at 18 and got into radio full-time at 21. I have lived in Wichita, Grand Rapids, Oklahoma City, Kansas City, Cleveland and now West Palm Beach. I say what’s on my mind and not necessarily what people wanna hear. I have a 4 bedroom 2 ½ bath house but have not slept in my bed in over three years. I sleep on the couch and the TV has to be on 24 hours a day. The only other rooms I use are the kitchen and my office that has three computers. I have five televisions in the house. I am a news and sports junkie. The only alcohol I drink anymore is beer and that only happens twice a week at the most. I have a Harley Road King Classic that I have invested 42K on. I don’t own a suit. I think my mother is the greatest woman I have ever met–although she does know how to drive me nuts. As I figure out what to do with the rest of my life I exist in my boxers and my boxers alone.
My psychiatrist tells me I am “the most honest patient he has ever met.” He has been in practice for 28 years. I’m pretty sure that’s a compliment. I’m a Libertarian but I don’t like to argue about politics. Inform yourself about the issues and THEN go and vote. I have zero tolerance for stupid voters…actually you can expand that to “stupid people.” I’m not sure about what religion is “right” but I know there is a Supreme Being. I don’t mind saying “I really don’t like Pat Robertson.” I don’t have any children and am amazed and impressed by those that do and do it well. We all make mistakes but it’s truly the way we ever learn.
So back to why I don’t date…..it has forced me to take a look at myself. I have learned and changed so much in the past three years I only wish I did it sooner….like maybe when I was ten but I was too involved in climbing trees and playing baseball.