We all have bank accounts. Some are greater than others…..then there is mine…..a topic for another day. If you don’t know the face of the image above the blog that is a man named Mike Bloomberg. He has a ton of money. Net worth estimated to be $64 BILLION!!!!!! YES!!!! BILLION!!! He could very soon be the next President of the United States. Will he get the nomination? Not sure. His performance in the debate tonight is pivotal. Don’t look completely foolish and you’re fine. Everyone….and I mean EVERYONE is coming at you and your big fat wallet. How will you respond? If I have your cash……I drop my pants….spread my ham hocks and ask: “Do YOU wanna talk to the boss???”
There are reasons I cannot run for public office my friends. Thanks for reading. Enjoy your evening. 🦾🦾🦾
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I tell the truth. Many people tell ya what ya “wanna hear” and I’ll tell ya the truth again….I don’t like those people. They won’t support you in your time of need, they aren’t truly your friend and they are only in life for their own personal gain and benefit.
During the past couple of weeks some of you have asked “Why do some radio stations switch to all Christmas music weeks before the actual holiday.” From an industry standpoint I should shut my mouth and not be honest with you but that is not what I am about. Is it because they are so into the holiday spirit they can’t resist changing the playlist to feature nothing but holiday classics? Pardon me while I roll on the floor at the absurdity of that claim. The truth? To manipulate the ratings system.
Usually the station or stations that make this move aren’t doing well in the ratings. The switch to all holiday music a month and a half before Xmas increases their listenership, helps them for about 45 days in the ratings, gives them a temporary boost, then the station uses those results to increase their advertising rates afterwards until their ratings drop and return to normal. Now don’t get me wrong. From a business standpoint it’s a great idea but if they are telling you the reason is because “it’s time to get into the season” that’s what I refer to as a “Cleveland steamer.” To further insure maximum revenue in switching to all holiday music the station may also have this feature “sponsored” by a client. Why? You guessed it…..all about the almighty dollar.
I hope this clarifies your question and that you all have a wonderful holiday. Please wait a while before asking me why so many stations like to feature a “Song of the Day.”
Where do you buy this chicken head? “Just Chickenheads.” “Everything is a Chickenhead.” I can’t even imagine what my local butcher would say if I walked in and asked for a full house of chicken heads.
How do you carry this chicken head with you? Chicken head holster? In that compartment with a zipper in your purse? Money clip? Although I think the chicken head would slip out of the money clip. Makes for an embarrassing situation at Nordstrom when checking out and the hot blonde behind you, stops, points and says “Is that your chicken head?”
I’m single and live alone. I have had a crazy life. I have seen and done many things I don’t recommend. I can assure you that I have never had a chicken head on my person, in my house or even in my hand. If someone were to try to hand me one I am confident that I would not pause in my retort; “WTF would I want with that. It’s a chicken head.”
In this new leaf I have turned over I am trying to see good over the bad, the positive over the negative, etc. So if chickenheads are your thing have a good time—it could be worse…you could be a beef or fish lover.
I really miss being on the radio but it has been an invaluable learning experience for me. I have had the opportunity to listen to a LOT of morning radio across the country. Some good but most of it wasn’t good at all. As someone who has “listened” to a ton of radio recently I’d like to point out three things that make me bail on a morning show (commercials are a given but a good tease will get ya through the break as long as it’s not a six-minute stop set).
1) LAUGHING WHEN IT’S NOT FUNNY: I love to laugh but some of these shows seem like there’s a gas leak in the studio. Imagine being out with your friends and laughing at EVERYTHING they say: Friend: “I think I’ll have the eggplant” YOU: AHHHHHH…you said eggplant. It doesn’t have a shell so how can it be an egg?AHHHHHHHHHHH!” Awkward. Not real.
2) NOT ENGAGING ME: Entertain or inform me. If you are talking to just hear yourself talk you are wasting the listener’s time. I can get that without commercial interruption at the DMV. Let’s take a simple topic like traffic tickets. If you got one on the way to work I don’t care. If you got OUT of one I’m a bit interested HOW that happened. If you got out of it by telling the cop you are a producer for gay porn and you think his mustache is a turn on, I’m engaged AND entertained. “I’ll tell ya why I’m walking funny, next!” is the tease into the break.
3) DOES IT INVOLVE THE “BIG THREE:” There are three categories that will grab someone’s interest: a) their home, b) their heart and c) their bank account. If you start talking about any of these three, people will show some interest. Get them involved, make them laugh and/or learn something then they will STAY interested.
Those are my three. What makes YOU shut off morning radio? In the meantime I’ll be on a busy street corner making a banana split in my pants hoping to get some TV coverage.