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I’M SO INSPIRED BY LINDSAY…I MAY NEED A RUBBER ROOMon
So i see this article where Lindsay Lohan has encouraged others to start tweeting their dreams. I don’t know if that is a good idea. Dreams are in the subconscious for a reason: If you ever shared these thoughts in the conscious world chances are you’d be taken away by a bunch of guys in white hawking some butterfly nets.
For instance I just woke up from a nap and here are the highlights of my dream. I was back in high school and late for football practice. I was forty-eight years old but still trying out for the varsity team. George Clooney was on the team as well but he wasn’t going to practice. I tried to run to the practice field but I couldn’t’ because my legs were heavy. I decided to go to class instead and when I was in the band room It had turned into a pizza parlor and I got an Italian meat ball sub. All of a sudden I notice the food and beverage director from when I was a bartender at the Holiday Inn was now the principal. He said I had to leave the school because he knew I was serving the kids drinks. I went to the student parking lot and couldn’t find my car. All of a sudden the rent-a-cop turned into a giant cobra and started hissing at me. It was at this point that I woke up.
Now imagine if I picked up a bull horn and read the above paragraph aloud in the middle of a shopping mall. How long before ya think I would be weaving baskets out of cooked spaghetti?
The lesson here is simple: sometimes it’s good to keep your thoughts to yourself.