If you know me then you know I have always made the comment “I’m gonna sell everything except the Harley, move to Key West, and tend bar.”   The way things are going in this world I’m ready to move there NOW!

Look at the water-color to the left.  It was painted by Senator Dan Patrick of Texas.  He actually said the face of Jesus magically appeared when he tried to correct his painting.  Ever since Chaz Bono has been announced as a contestant on “Dancing With The Stars,” discussion boards have blown up!  “I’m not watching.”  “How did he grow his beard?”  ” Does he FEEL like a man?”  “Look at all the cheese he bought this weekend.”  This is REALLY happening people!

I don’t care if Chaz Bono can grow a beard.  Eat all the cheese ya like.  I don’t worry about what he feels like.  Chaz Bono doesn’t affect which TV show I watch but I would look at his “thing” if he slung it over the shoulder of Tom Bergeron.  Just being honest.

Jesus didn’t “magically appear” on your painting Senator.  You suck as an artist.  Unless you make your living as painter I think we all were pretty much done with water colors by our tenth birthday.  Why not say you think Jesus may have been homosexual since he never married and always hung out with a bunch of guys? THAT makes more sense to me than you claiming his face “magically appeared” when you couldn’t find your Lite Brite and you decided to play with your paint-by-number set.

The Dow Jones is falling and the crazy factor is going off the charts.  Time for me to plan a yard sale!

For the first time since 1945 America showed zero job growth last month.  We have a tropical storm AND a hurricane that pose threats to our mainland.  We are nine days away from the ten-year anniversary of 9-11.  Please put those and other issues on the back burner because Chaz Bono is SHOWING OFF HIS NEW BEARD!!

I can imagine if my father were alive today and he saw this “story” on the news.  The conversation would probably go like this:

Dad:  Who’s the fat guy?

Me:  That’s Chaz Bono.  Remember the Sonny and Cher show you didn’t like because Sonny had a cheesy mustache?  That’s his daughter that he would pick up and hold during every show.

Dad:  She looks like a man.

Me:  Well technically she is.  She is a transgender, she is now a he, and he can grow a beard.

Dad:  Good for her or him.  Why does anyone give  s**t?

Sadly many people do.  People are threatening NOT to watch Dancing With The Stars because Chaz Bono is a contestant!  That’s insane to me.  I’m gonna watch BECAUSE of Chaz Bono.  I wanna see who has the bigger head; Chaz or Nancy Grace.  I wanna hear Chaz talk to Tom Bergeron.  Will he sound like Bowzer from ShaNaNa?  I wanna see if he keeps the beard and decides to become Amish.

Pick your battles America.  Chaz Bono is NOT one of them.  Have a  great and safe weekend!  🙂