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I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again.  I LOVE this country.  I HATE our government.  It’s too big and it’s filled with filth and corruption.  I’m concentrating on the launch of my new solo podcast in 2020 so I can address the nonsense I am subjected to on a daily basis.  I’m a very simple person.  I pay my taxes.  I own my home.  I have returned to my hometown in order to die where it started.  To be near family.  To rediscover what I ran from.  I don’t want to be bothered.  Bothering me comes with reaction.  That’s where I think we all are similar.  That’s why I think we are more like Donald Trump than some may want to admit.

I’m very protective of what I own and love.  I am thankful every morning for what I have and those that love me.  You try and take what I have or hurt the ones I love my response will be swift and deadly.  That’s not a threat.  That is called “cause and effect.”  If you do “A” then “B” will happen.  If you do not wish for “B” to happen then you probably should not do “A.”  Hopefully everyone is still on board and not looking around like a St. Bernard watching a card trick.  I am assuming that sensible people will be on board with this behavior and way of thinking.

Let’s apply this way of thinking to the current situation in the Middle East.  Iranian backed militia attack our embassy in Iraq.  The embassy contains “family.”  Family is being attacked.  Trump is Dad of the big American family.  Trump is pissed.  He should be.  On New Years Eve Trump looked into a camera at Mar-A-Lago in West Palm Beach.  It was 4:19PM my friends….I know…I felt a chill…I saw the look in his eyes.  He  said “Iran…..I’m coming for you.”  Seventy-Two hours later Qasseem Soleimani, top Iranian General, looks like some chipped beef that was left in the oven too long.  The message is clear to the rest of the world:  Do NOT fuck with my family!!!  How can you claim to have unconditional love for your family if you wouldn’t react in a similar way?

I think we have a reason for serious concern.  All the cards and prognostications are lining up.  Like life there is no guarantee.  I just know that THIS time……we will not turn around and run away!!!!.  Thanks for reading!

 

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2020

If you’re like me….you’re still in a bit of shock after watching Anderson Cooper trying to swat away a long, slender yellow balloon with his well manicured hands being covered by a pair of leather gloves.  I am strong.  I am a Patriot.  I will recover.  I will face the challenges of a New Year and I offer three things I encourage you to do in YOUR New Year.  I am not a smart man.  I am one who has failed many times.  It is from these failures that I offer the following advice:

TELL PEOPLE HOW YA FEEL AND NOT WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR  

Probably the best piece of advice I can give anyone.  We aren’t trying to win an election.  We aren’t trying to make friends.  We must embrace our feelings.  We must be honest.  It’s the ONLY way we can grow and learn.

SEE A PIECE OF SHIT IN THE ROAD…WALK AROUND IT AND NOT THROUGH IT 

My late grandfather Czekalinski actually gave me this advice one summer afternoon while we were in a canoe in Hinkley, Ohio fishing for catfish and bluegill.  We didn’t catch any fish but I did catch a golden piece of advice.  There is a reason shit stinks.  It’s to warn ya it’s coming so you can avoid it.  Life is shitty at times.  You’ll start to smell it coming.  Alter your path and stay away from the approaching smell.

WHEN IN DOUBT….ALWAYS GO FOR THE GIRL WITH THE PONYTAIL COMING OUT OF THE BACK OF HER BASEBALL HAT

There’s a reason these ladies are always with a man at the bar.  Simple supply and demand.  The demand is high…..supply is low.  See her out and alone don’t waste any time.  Don’t let her get away.  She truly is the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

Every day is a gift.  Every day is an opportunity.  We have a New Year.  We have a new beginning.  Will you join me this year in making it your mission to make it count?  Happy New Year my friends.

 

 

 

true meaning of christmas

As I write this it is the afternoon of Christmas Eve.  As a kid I loved this day.  Every Christmas Eve Mom, Dad and myself would go to to the Czekalinski home in Parma, Ohio.  It was always a lot of fun filled with Polish and Catholic tradition.  We would eat downstairs.  It was a “poor man’s meal.” Sole was the fish.  We ate on a huge table that was covered by a table cloth and underneath was a complete bale of straw spread out evenly.  At the end of the meal everyone reaches under the table cloth and pulls out a piece of straw.  If you had one with a lot of flowers on it, legend had it that you would enjoy the upcoming New Year.  Grandpa and Uncle Ralph now had a few glasses of wine in them and they started singing Christmas songs in Polish  My Aunt and Grandma just rolled their eyes and my Dad just shook his head and laughed.  Now it was time to go upstairs and open gifts!!!!  Finally….what Christmas is all about.

I was an only child and the first grandchild.  I was showered with gifts and it was never enough.  Surely there has to be MORE????  Well I was right with one exception.  It wouldn’t be found in a box with a bow on it.  Life moves fast my friends.  Life is always changing.  Mom and Dad got divorced when I was thirteen.  People took sides.  There was no more Christmas Eve at the Czekalinski’s.  Grandpa got cancer after that.  He suffered a lot and eventually died.  I grew to HATE Christmas.  It reminded me of how happy I used to be.  In my adult life I continued to look for that feeling I had every Christmas Eve.  I would just throw “money” at a bunch of gifts for people thinking that would at least bring THEM happiness.  I continued to be miserable.

I’m a Christian.  Make fun of me if ya want.  If you knew me, there are MANY things about me that you can ridicule.  I really don’t care.  Christmas is the birthday of a man that died for us so that we may experience eternal life.  I won’t bang the bible.  Anyone can do that.  It’s subjective.  You can pick and choose a quote to support any cause.  Try this.  Look around.  Nature is kind of a cool place.  Where did it all begin?  Some will say “The Big Bang Theory.”  Okay….I’ll give ya that.  Who made the big bang?

I’m just seeing this now.  I’m fifty-five years old and lived my life a hundred miles an hour with my hair on fire.  I have no idea why I am alive.  I was in a coma for five days in September of 2015 because I was doing bad things to numb myself.  This isn’t about me.  I only put myself into this story to show you it is never too late.  Christmas is the birthday of Jesus.  Jesus is not flash.  Jesus is all about faith.  What you do with my story is up to you.  Thanks for reading.  Merry Christmas.

fear government

Look….before ya even say “If you don’t like this country get the hell out!!!”  I LOVE my country.  It’s being run by a freaking clown show.  I’m tired of it…I want it to stop…I want heads to roll.  Let me explain my fear by using Jeffrey Epstein as an example.

Jeffrey Epstein was a bad man.  I’m not here to defend his character.  He was murdered to stop him from telling what he knew and implicating others…..ya know that right??  Sadly…more people could name all the whores on Desperate Housewives than really care about Jeffrey Epstein.  Jeffrey Epstein was murdered and that should scare the shit out of everyone in this country.

After they shipped El Chapo’s fat ass out to Colorado, Epstein was the number one federally incarcerated criminal in this country.  Security and surveillance HAD to be of the highest regard.  Let me just throw out a few random nuggets of knowledge.  Roommate moved.  Guards fall asleep.  No security camera from that night.  Security tape from his other attempt is now missing.  Look Inspector Clouseau….investigation over.  I smell a big pile of shit and it’s got the government’s name all over it.

I’m not here to change the world.  I just wanna look behind the curtain and let others be aware of where the flying monkeys are coming from.  I pay my taxes, live the Golden Rule and just wanna be left alone.  So if you try knocking on my door on a Saturday morning handing me a copy of The Watchtower….it’s not gonna go well.  Ya wanna show up with some potato salad…..that’s a different story.  Don’t leave it in the sun.  I learned that from mom.  Thanks for reading.

trump

Let’s be honest.  Unless something drastic happens in the next eleven months Donald Trump is gonna win re election in November 2020.  He simply is NOT beatable…..at least not yet.  Wanna beat him?  Everything you need to know can my learned by observing Trump and his political machine.

First of all you are NOT gonna out Trump….Trump.  Forget about it.  He also has established himself on social media.  He owns Twitter.  The only question I wanna know is how many people are in charge of his Twitter account?  Ya know he’s not tweeting these himself, right?  So….how do ya do it?

First thing ya do is use his brand against him.  Make him a bully.  Everyone hates bullies.  No one enjoys being bullied.  Parents fear this for their kids and remember when they had their underwear pulled up the crevice of their buttocks because they played the violin in orchestra.  Parents vote.  Why would ya vote for a bully?  Make people believe they shouldn’t confuse anger with leadership.  People are stupid.  People will believe what you tell them.  This is the reason why companies advertise.  The free will and opinions of others can be influenced by money and marketing.

Next thing ya need is the running mate.  This is crucial.  Gotta be a female.  Even better if it’s a minority.  That opens ya up to playing the race card against the “Old White Guys.”  That’s the way you brand the GOP 2020.  A bunch of old, rich white guys.  Show up at the convention with the grumpy old men from “The Muppets.”  I think this strategy has a chance.

I’m gonna vote for Trump but after reading what I wrote….I’m not sure I even like the guy.  One thing I think we can all agree on is the political process has changed.  It’s not really an election it’s more of a reality show.  I think that’s all the motivation anyone needs to take the next eleven months to inform themselves of the issues and candidates and exercise their right to vote.  Thanks for reading.

Donald Trump

Another day and another thing our President says, does or Tweets is called “Offensive” or “Rude” or “Not Presidential.”  It’s getting old and I’m confused by why people are shocked by anything this man says or does.  He’s not politically correct.  He’s not one to compromise.  Sometimes he may come off as caustic and brash.  Where’s the news here?  This behavior and the Trump brand was spelled out for all of us to observe in his 1987 best-seller “The Art of the Deal.”

President Trump has penned over ten best selling books.  “The Art of the Deal” is the one you should read.  It’s the perfect business model of who Donald Trump is, what he believes and how he conducts business.  He knows the laws.  A lot of laws on the books today are stupid.  Trump seeks these out, exploits them, finds the loopholes that will give him the advantage and then plays his hand.  He likes to walk out of meetings if you aren’t serious about making a deal.  He’s a freak about trust.  You’re either on Team Trump or you will be on the outside looking in.  Sound familiar?  That’s who he was in 1987, that’s who he was when he won the Presidency in 2016 and that’s who he is today.

I understand if ya don’t like the guy.  Sometimes he says things that leave even his greatest supporters saying “Oh boy…..”  Sometimes he says things that causes people to say “Did he have to say it THAT way?”  The answer is “yes.”  That’s just the way he operates.  At least there isn’t much grey and ya know how he feels.  Sure it stings.  Yes it’s uncomfortable.  If your not happy with the way your 401-K is blowing up, the surging stock market and the record low unemployment….you do have an option.  Circle Tuesday, November 23, 2020 on your calendar and vote him out.  Thanks for reading!