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We rip on the debate from last night. The reason the media is out of control. A great story out of West Virginia involving a 26 year old that thinks he’s Justin Bieber. Another reason why Ronda Rousey is a great role model and Danny gives another example of how commercial radio is fake. Just click below. Thank you!!
Danny tears into an article in Cosmo that explains why it’s good for your man to watch porn. Donald Trump offends again and we are there to make fun of it. Global warming can be blamed upon the lack of “wandering poopers.” That’s just some of the nonsense in this edition of DANNYLAND! Click below to listen.
Danny lets it all out this time. He starts with a child’s book that he received from an ex that has finally impacted his life. What is Ellen thinking? What does she really fear? Political correctness has already affected Halloween. The need to arm yourselves now more than ever to protect your family. Just another day in DANNYLAND!!
Last podcast of the week. Danny talks about the fight he got into over the phone with his mother today. Why he hates the game of Monopoly. The importance of respecting and listening to elderly people plus what is so special about today. Hint: It marks a four year anniversary.
Danny tells more stories about his stay in the hospital and brush with death. You’ll never believe what a woman was trying on at a Wal-Mart. Further proof you should never take public transportation. Danny tears into Khole Kardashian and Lamar Odom for getting back together and a great quote from Ray Rice that provides endless comedy.
So my mom is gonna return to work tomorrow and stop babysitting me. For those that don’t know I died and came back. Saw two more doctors today that were fascinated about heaven and what I saw. I told them I was embarrassed that I needed to see to believe and I have much work to do to fix what I did in the past.
We all make mistakes….problem for me is that I did not learn from my mistakes….I kept on going not acknowledging the blessings I had received. I saw a good friend of mine tonite. First time since I hit rock bottom and died. He looked stunned….he said “You look great!” I laughed and said “ I don’t look great….the fact that when you last saw me I looked lost.”
The greatest strength you can gain is admitting your greatest weakness. My mind is on fire. I am finally back on the road I always wanted to be. What I want to tell you is that you can do the same. Being weak only leads to being strong. We need to constantly evaluate ourselves. Never underestimate or fear the laughter of others when you admit to faith and prayer. I don’t wanna come across as a bible thumper but I do feel I need to share what happens when you die. I can tell you that I need to improve and I hope you join in my journey. Thank you for reading. Tomorrow on the podcast we have plenty of people to make fun of .
Controversial shooting in Palm Beach Gardens earlier this week and it looks like this story will go national. Did Mike Ditka do a “one cheek sneak” and let one fly during pre-game to Monday Night Football last night? The full trailer for the new Star Wars movie is out and people are freaking!!!! Click below to hear the show.
Find out who Danny thinks should quit the presidential race and go fly fishing. Why his father was concerned about the posters he had on his bedroom wall as a kid. People that cry during sporting events and much more. Just click below to listen.
Today is a special day. My Mom is 76 today and is quite an amazing person. She still works full time, enjoys doing outside yard work, and goes to church every Sunday. When I was in ICU she was there every day including the six days I was unconscious. When I regained consciousness she was there as I had to learn how to speak and eat again. I remember her having faith that I could chew a cracker. I thought she was trying to choke me. She was right. How weird that must have been for her to go through something she had gone through so many years ago.
I learned something I never knew about my mother. While in ICU I asked her “When did you tell your first lie?” She replied “I never have. I’ve always been kind of an oddball.” Oddball? This is the furthest thing from being an oddball and something that is parallel to the life of a Saint. Mom has been staying at my house since my release from ICU on October 6th. It’s not easy as I have always thrived on living and being alone. We have had long conversations about my OCD, social anxiety disorder and general anxiety disorder. Although it is hard for her to relate I give her credit for acknowledging my need to always have a TV on 24/7 and how I cannot exist in silence.
I, on the other hand, have figured out her mastering of being passive-aggressive. She will ask me a question and I will say “no.” Five minutes later she asks basically the same question but in a different way. There comes a time when ya just have to say “F##k it” and do what she wants. It makes her happy and stops me from having a severe panic attack and possibly being led away by men in white suits and butterfly nets.
I take this day and salute all of you mothers. I don’t know how ya do it. The unique intuition you have when something is wrong and how you worry non stop. Any female can give birth to a child but it takes an amazing and gifted person to be a mother. I , obviously, am biased and believe that I have the best one in the world. Happy Birthday to my rock in this world and again a special salute to all the mother’s in the world.
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